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Recommend me a funny film.

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Lulu

Michael Caine and a motley assembly of 137 Welsh Guards, all played by Steve Gutenberg, are attacked by 8000+ screeching ageless, ginger Scottish harridans.
 

Hetzkes Ballet Teacher said:
Dog Solders

Failed factory worker "wtdog" gets a repair job in IT, to help scratch a longstanding itch to vist Australia. Well just one pub in Australia, actually. However it turns out he's just got fleas. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Walter "wtdog" Dog, and Brad Pitt as HBT.
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Failed? Sadly I was f***ing great at it.:lol:

Liar, Liar

HBT as a fantasist with an 8 year old grudge.
 
dirty bristow said:
Failed? Sadly I was f***ing great at it.:lol:

Liar, Liar

HBT as a fantasist with an 8 year old grudge.
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My apologies - missed a comma, should have been "Failed, factory worker..".

As regards me dragging stuff up from 8 years ago that never happened, which you've said twice now, you either have Invalid/outdated Link Removedor you're lying through your face again.

Dog Gay Afternoon

It's hard for 4-legged wannabe Walter Dog. Literally. With all those rings to sniff and mates to bum as he strolls round the block, you'll forget he's still, technically, human. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Shep.
 
Well, this thread's taken an interesting turn :lol:

The Cock

Nic Cage and Sean Connery as a mismatched action duo trying to thwart a militaristic nutcase who alternates between shooting at passersby with an air-rifle and wanking over his collection of torture equipment. Starting Steve Gutenberg as Rurkah-Blurk.
 
Twelve Junkies

Time Travellers from the future need someone to avert Armageddon, and rather unwisely pick a dozen smackheads for the task. Laugh as they wallow in squalor, shooting up and ignoring the fact that the entire planet is dying a slow painful death.
 
Grumpy Old ****

Starring Steven Hawking as Stubber - Our intrepid hero single handedly causes untold mayhem and rivalry on the PF forum.The feud comes to a head when a cyber nutter drives his truck into stubbers ice shanty while he is fishing inside and pushes it across the lake into thin ice, causing it to sink.
 
The Ditty Dozen

Lee Marvin leads an ill-advised mission to wipe out the German High Command with a team of minstrels and bards.
 
The Bench..

Leonardo di Caprio stars in this far flung story of intrigue as he goes in search of nirvana...

I mythical Bench located in the outer reached of Hebburn
 
Hetzkes Ballet Teacher said:
My apologies - missed a comma, should have been "Failed, factory worker..".

As regards me dragging stuff up from 8 years ago that never happened, which you've said twice now, you either have Invalid/outdated Link Removedor you're lying through your face again.

Dog Gay Afternoon

It's hard for 4-legged wannabe Walter Dog. Literally. With all those rings to sniff and mates to bum as he strolls round the block, you'll forget he's still, technically, human. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Shep.
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The underlined link... could it be going along with the joke? :roll:
 
Spaedo

Michael Jackson finds himself trapped on a school bus that's rigged to explode if he touches anyone under 12. Starring MaCaulay Culkin as Steve Gutenberg.
 
Polite Academy

20 new polite recruits get up to all sort fo japes.. one specilises in making noises from his body.. not what you would expect from the polite...
 
Try hard.
HBT is trapped in a Tower block with unlimited internet access yet still remains unamusing.
 
For whom the bellend tolls.

The true story of a man who rants incesantly about fuck all, starring Desmond fartes.
 
Brokeback Mountain out of a molehill.

Two ex pat Mackems go camping in Australia and get all heated up over fuck all. Then gay each other up.

Starring Steve Guttneburg as HBT and Anne Widicome as Desfartes.
 
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