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Sawyer 78
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Harold and Kumar 1 and 2 are good films, made me laugh.
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Love Me Bender
The head in a jar of Elvis Presley and the titular robot star in the Futurama team's controversial remake of Brokeback Mountain. Contains disturbing scenes of robot on head in a jar sex.
The head in a jar of Elvis Presley and the titular robot star in the Futurama team's controversial remake of Brokeback Mountain. Contains disturbing scenes of robot on head in a jar sex.
Rita, Sue And Bob's Poo
The northern sex comedy about a middle aged married man shagging two schoolgirls takes a less happy-go-lucky turn when he gets them to try coprophagia...
Bob Fleming
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Maxi Driver
Robert De Niro returns as the mentally unstable Travis Bickle this time driving the streets of New Malden in an old Austin Maxi.
Robert De Niro returns as the mentally unstable Travis Bickle this time driving the streets of New Malden in an old Austin Maxi.
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garydon
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A Fistful Of Dole Wallahs -
Clint Eastwood stars as the DHSS Man With No Name, intent on ridding the north east of the unemployed, and benefit scroungers. The thrilling climax is worth the cinema fee alone, with a shoot-out in Mowbray Park. Clint faces the Hendon Massive who are armed with bottles of Lambrini, which they throw at him. Can Clint shoot them from the sky before they soil his poncho with expensive vinegar ? - Yes.
Clint Eastwood stars as the DHSS Man With No Name, intent on ridding the north east of the unemployed, and benefit scroungers. The thrilling climax is worth the cinema fee alone, with a shoot-out in Mowbray Park. Clint faces the Hendon Massive who are armed with bottles of Lambrini, which they throw at him. Can Clint shoot them from the sky before they soil his poncho with expensive vinegar ? - Yes.
Death On The Nile Ranger
Hercule Poirot goes on an unusual cruise on a boat made out of a mediocre Newcastle striker and has to find out which obese, bare-chested mag sank the boat with their back-breaking weight and killed the footballer-cum-paddle steamer.
Hercule Poirot goes on an unusual cruise on a boat made out of a mediocre Newcastle striker and has to find out which obese, bare-chested mag sank the boat with their back-breaking weight and killed the footballer-cum-paddle steamer.
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garydon
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For A Few Dole Wallahs More -
Sequel. The same premise, but this time set at Horsley Hill.
Sequel. The same premise, but this time set at Horsley Hill.
Sulu
Michael Caine and Stanley Baker in a stirring war epic, depicting the less well known battle when a British army fort was attacked and overrun by the Asian guy out of Star Trek.
Michael Caine and Stanley Baker in a stirring war epic, depicting the less well known battle when a British army fort was attacked and overrun by the Asian guy out of Star Trek.
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not spavin
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Fridge over the River Kwai
Flytipping drama, starring Steve Gutenberg.
Flytipping drama, starring Steve Gutenberg.
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Jiffler
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NUFC season highlights DVD film 2008-2009 is one of the funniest things I have ever seen,especially the finale.
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not spavin
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Where Chris Eagles Dares
Jackass-style prank feature, starring Burney's idiot-haired right sided midfielder.
Jackass-style prank feature, starring Burney's idiot-haired right sided midfielder.
The Battlesheep Potemkin
Silent Russian classic in which the crew of a Norfolk Horn rebel against the Baarist Russian regime.
Silent Russian classic in which the crew of a Norfolk Horn rebel against the Baarist Russian regime.
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not spavin
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Teabiscuit
Pedestrian sequel to Jim Jarmusch's Coffee and Cigarettes. Starring Steve Gutenberg as the PG Tips chimp.
Pedestrian sequel to Jim Jarmusch's Coffee and Cigarettes. Starring Steve Gutenberg as the PG Tips chimp.
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not spavin
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The Jocky Horror Picture Show
Comedy musical in which a clean-cut young couple are forced to spend a night in a house full of strange, debauched characters, led by the frankly mind-blowing sight of portly, toothless darts champ Jocky Wilson as a bondage trannie from outer space.
Comedy musical in which a clean-cut young couple are forced to spend a night in a house full of strange, debauched characters, led by the frankly mind-blowing sight of portly, toothless darts champ Jocky Wilson as a bondage trannie from outer space.
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Fenwick Tickler
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Poltice Academy
Perennial jester Steve Gutenberg heads the cast as a group of social misfits get the chance to learn how to apply medication and make the streets a safer place .... with hilarious results
Perennial jester Steve Gutenberg heads the cast as a group of social misfits get the chance to learn how to apply medication and make the streets a safer place .... with hilarious results
Bob Fleming
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Watershed Down
A satarical look at life in England without the 9pm watershed. Helen Mirren stars as Mary Whitehouse and gets banged on live TV just after Blue Peter.
A satarical look at life in England without the 9pm watershed. Helen Mirren stars as Mary Whitehouse and gets banged on live TV just after Blue Peter.
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Two Little Ladies and a Man
Steve Gutenberg stars as Ian Huntley, in this controversial comedy inspired by real life events.
Steve Gutenberg stars as Ian Huntley, in this controversial comedy inspired by real life events.
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