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Mary Poppins Shearer the wally with the brolly !You must be logged on to see external links
poor shearer, the weetabix is gonna be left further adrift.
How about adding the scums friendly results here if they lose...ie. Shamrock Rovers![]()
When do you think this excellent thread will end !There is no surprises or shocks if they lose against teams at the same level.
When do you think this excellent thread will end !
Yea plenty of mileage in it yet !Hopefully never!
Yea plenty of mileage in it yet !
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Controversial Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton could make a surprise return for the Magpies in a pre-season friendly against Shamrock Rovers on Saturday.
Barton's Newcastle career looked to be over after his sending off at Liverpool in May led to a dressing-room bust-up with caretaker manager Alan Shearer.
The 26-year-old was suspended but with Shearer's future at the club unclear, Barton has returned to training.
The former Manchester City player has been linked with a move to Birmingham.
Newcastle owner Mike Ashley is still trying to sell the club leaving the future of some players uncertain. Barton, who has played once for England, was a controversial figure at City before joining Newcastle for £5.8m in 2007.
He has started only 26 matches for the Tyneside club, with another six appearances off the bench.
In July last year, Barton received a four-month suspended sentence for assaulting Ousmane Dabo in a training-ground incident while both players were at City.
Barton was banned by the FA for 12 matches - six of which were suspended - and fined £25,000 after admitting a violent conduct charge in relation to the Dabo incident. He also spent two months in prison after admitting assault and affray.
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Earlier this month Barton said he wanted to stay at the club, but he conceded that if Shearer does return as manager then the decision could be out of his hands.
"I don't know what is going to happen with the club or with the manager situation," he said.
"I'm just looking forward to going back and my intention is to stay at the club and help Newcastle back into the Premier League.
"If Alan Shearer takes the job and if he doesn't want me then my hands are tied. All I can do is try and get as fit as possible, but I have got to prepare for all eventualities."
Meanwhile, Chris Hughton, who took the caretaker reigns back from Shearer at the end of last season, has been putting the Newcastle squad through pre-season training.
"I plan to use all the players here," said Hughton.
"I won't be looking to play anyone for 90 minutes. My main concern is not so much the performance, but getting through the 90 minutes with no injuries," he said.
"Each individual player has got to get something out of the game. If we have no injuries, we will be halfway there."
The Magpies get their Championship campaign underway against West Bromwich Albion at the Hawthorns on 8 August.
Dabizas Blames Ashley For Toon Mess!
By Nu Mad Friday, 10th July 2009
Former Newcastle defender Nikos Dabizas insists Mike Ashley is the reason Newcastle were relegated, and Alan Shearer should be appointed manager.
Nikos Dabizas: "One thing is for sure, Alan is the only man who can unite the fans, the players and the club.
"If I was chairman, I would have him as manager. You would have to be a lunatic not to put him in charge.
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A mate sent me this today. Apologies if it's already been posted.
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Well ...Mag Mate "We'll not have to pay owa the odds to get players as they'll jump at the chance to play for our club"
BBC gossip page said:Transfer-listed Leeds striker Jermaine Beckford has revealed he wants to secure a dream move to Newcastle. (Daily Star)