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Let's all laugh at Newcastle

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The sale of Newcastle United is supposed to be taking place in utmost secrecy with those consortiums who have performed due diligence on the club signing "non-disclosure" agreements, pledging to keep their identities hidden.

Such discretion went out of the window yesterday, though, when Derek Llambias, Newcastle's managing director, opted to show a group of Malaysian investors interested in buying Newcastle around St James' Park for the second time just as a band of primary school children also embarked on a guided tour of the ground.

The two parties kept bumping into each other and, eventually, Llambias advised the classes of five- to seven-year-olds from Newcastle's Archbishop Runcie first school to keep their football skills well honed.

"We may need some new footballers next season," he said. "So be prepared."
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Just seen this. :):):)

Glad to hear Llambias is taking his job so seriously.
 
Now all hell seems to be breaking out on the mags forums... they dont like it up em and the stress is telling. Shame

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Similar tales on othe threads, they are losing it big time :lol::lol:
 
It has been said by the media that Poppins has been in control waiting for the takeover and his position to be confirmed...

WELL Al...suck on this news :lol::lol::lol:

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You couldn't make it up.

Even though the idiots realise soon into the thread that its a hoax...others go on to comment that it could be a good deal :lol::lol::lol:
 
I was speaking to a skunk supporter today who works @ Sunderland Univ. and she said that any Newcastle fans who want Poppins as their manager know nothing about football ! Obviously she is clued up.

She also wants Steve Coppell as their new manager.
 
SAFC_T said:
Idiot Skunks

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hahaha
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"Those not renewing are doing so out of blind loyalty"

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Is it not because the majority of them were glory hunting band wagon bastards in the first place, nor?
 
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