Imagine The Meltdown

[Hongkongphooey]

OP with a source as reliable as a two year olds etch a sketch doodles.

Just opened this , reckons we are signing Messi

 

[Ch1982]

Er Ner Not Sandrer

 

[splorty]

No thanks

 

[Clivewalkershair]

Kickscores.com

Sunderland AFC are reportedly plotting one of the most remarkable transfer moves of the summer, with fresh speculation suggesting the Black Cats could attempt to beat Manchester United to the signing of Newcastle United midfielder Sandro Tonali through an ambitious player-plus-cash swap deal.

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Good player but wouldn’t touch him with a barge pole.

Bet you wouldn’t

 

[ftm1971]

 

[Pint of efes]

We wouldn’t pay his wages for a start

 

[woodlebert]

That the new badge?

Must be. Weird way for the club to announce it

 

[Clivewalkershair]

100% a cracking player! He’s a rough diamond player akin to the great Andrea Pirlo, would have him here in a heartbeat.

 

[gonzalo]

1. Yes I know the article is bollocks

But

2. Hasn’t stopped me sending it to my mag mates with “he any good pal?” attached

 

[Dadsarmy73]

Defo legit, seen Tonali in the Colliery earlier having a pint with kld

 

[Clivewalkershair]

Defo legit, seen Tonali in the Colliery earlier having a pint with kld

Bullshit!! He’s a spoons lad do or die!

 

[tony_not_in_london]

Bullshit!! He’s a spoons lad do or die!

Saw him in BetFred in Blandford St hoying a ton on the Saudis to go down next year

Is he allowed to do this now?

Maybe Regis needs to have a word?

 

[Clivewalkershair]

Saw him in BetFred in Blandford St hoying a ton on the Saudis to go down next year

Is he allowed to do this now?

Maybe Regis needs to have a word?

 

[Lo Ursem]

AI shite. Composed by Gigi Romano ... ?

 

[Mr Redknapp]

Just opened this , reckons we are signing Messi
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Could spell disaster..

 

[Roker Mackem]

Sandrer has taken the 1/100 shot that this wont happen

 

[Lovemore]

I had this as a thought a few weeks ago. Should have just wrote it up, shoved it on a blog, then declared myself a top north east football journalist.

Build it and they will come.

 

[KCB1998]

Cant see any chance this will happen and after dipping out of the Derby through injury then miraculously playing 80 minutes in the World Cup qualifyer 4 days later I’m not sure he’s for us.
Great player though and God it would be funny.

 

[Ohnonotagain]

Seems like a reliable source, Ohnonotagain.

Seems like a reliable source, Ohnonotagain

The source clearly says kickscores.com

That’s not me.

Try and keep up.

What’s the point in this AI slop?

Pot, kettle springs to mind.

1. Yes I know the article is bollocks

But

2. Hasn’t stopped me sending it to my mag mates with “he any good pal?” attached

I’ve done the same, biting like f*ck.

Reportedly

Made up shite season.

Yes but it’s funny and they bite so easily.

 

[tony_not_in_london]

1. Yes I know the article is bollocks

But

2. Hasn’t stopped me sending it to my mag mates with “he any good pal?” attached

Some cracking responses from Mags - “too good for you lot” met with “well he probably at least expects European football tbf”