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Grimes said:
Was just watching a video of the eagle that palace used to have and it got me thinking could we buy a panther or something and have it walk round the pitch before KO?

Obviously we’d take good care of it and people doing stadium tours can feed it etc. It could also form a connection with the players maybe making them more inclined to stay. I know I’d do anything for my dog.

Just think it would be intimidating as owt especially if we move the away fans in the lower bowl. Could have it roaring like ferk at them and that.
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The word visionary springs to mind. In the words of the Scottish fella from Dragons Den, I’m in
 
Grimes said:
Just googled it mate what a lovely little animal he is

I like reading about all the pigeons and dogs and horses who have war medals. Cher Ami being the famous pigeon who saved a load of blokes.
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Winkie must have been bred in the North East, judging by her ring number, she won the Dickin Medal.
 
Grimes said:
Was just watching a video of the eagle that palace used to have and it got me thinking could we buy a panther or something and have it walk round the pitch before KO?

Obviously we’d take good care of it and people doing stadium tours can feed it etc. It could also form a connection with the players maybe making them more inclined to stay. I know I’d do anything for my dog.

Just think it would be intimidating as owt especially if we move the away fans in the lower bowl. Could have it roaring like ferk at them and that.
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And i thought i drank too much..
 
Not one to throw a spanner in the works but I’ll just put this out there. What happens when it inevitably mauls an official or child?

I’m assuming these things come with an insurance policy.

Plus a few bob for signage. I assume you’ve considered vet’s bills.

As for diet, how are you meant to get the smokes in these days?

I just think this has been badly thought through ☹️
 
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Lord Lucan said:
Not one to throw a spanner in the works but I’ll just put this out there. What happens when it inevitably mauls an official or child?

I’m assuming these things come with an insurance policy.

Plus a few bob for signage. I assume you’ve considered vet’s bills.

As for diet, how are you meant to get the smokes in these days?

I just think this has been badly thought through ☹️
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If it mauls an official or a child is that any different to getting smoke in my eyes from a smoke bomb? Going to the match is not for the feint hearted. It’s a cauldron of panther venom we’ve created.

Everything else is monetary and we are loaded so. I think it would start to pay for itself anyways with the stadium tours and that. Could even do TV appearances for a fee.
 
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