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Bumped into Mukiele..

In the club shop yesterday , looked like a basketball player tall and slim , white Nike tracksuit on , looks a lot skinnier in real life . Said areet mate that was it .

He Probably thought to himself I hope this bald little fat loser doesn’t ask for a photo , I probably would have if he wasn’t on the phone 📞.
He was only pretending to be on his phone.. everyone does it😂
 

A lot of these lads are a lot slighter in real life. Went to the South Shields friendly a few years back when Mogga was manager and my son got pics with a few of the lads - Ekwah had the tinniest waist I've seen on a grown man - there was nowt to him
Maybe why they are injured so often. get their body fat down to marathon runners level..

sharpen a pencil to such a point it snaps...
 
In the club shop yesterday , looked like a basketball player tall and slim , white Nike tracksuit on , looks a lot skinnier in real life . Said areet mate that was it .

He Probably thought to himself I hope this bald little fat loser doesn’t ask for a photo , I probably would have if he wasn’t on the phone 📞.
He was on the phone.. he rang me asking to be saved from some fat, little baldy!!! 😉
 
Had the opposite experience when I literally bumped into Thierry Henry in a north London shop once

For some reason watching him on telly I thought he was some sort of a slight winger

He was about 6ft 2 or 3 in real life and quite physically imposing. Running flat out at his speed would have made defenders life quite difficult
 
True that , the telly does make people look bigger
Depends how big your telly is.
Erm, I'm not quite sure how to break this to you, but..

(I think it was actually on here a while back someone didn't genuinely know he was dead.
Just taking a very long sabbatical from acting :lol:)
He's only been dead for 32 years. I'm expecting the Sunderland Echo to report it soon.
 
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In the club shop yesterday , looked like a basketball player tall and slim , white Nike tracksuit on , looks a lot skinnier in real life . Said areet mate that was it .

He Probably thought to himself I hope this bald little fat loser doesn’t ask for a photo , I probably would have if he wasn’t on the phone 📞.
They are all skinny

Brobby is 12 stone 3 pound
 
In the club shop yesterday , looked like a basketball player tall and slim , white Nike tracksuit on , looks a lot skinnier in real life . Said areet mate that was it .

He Probably thought to himself I hope this bald little fat loser doesn’t ask for a photo , I probably would have if he wasn’t on the phone 📞.

I like humble self aware people 😉
Was he shoplifting?

Careful mate … you will be targeted for stereotyping
Players look massive on pitch not until you get close up u see how athletic they are, Brobbey looks about 16 stone but he only 78kg just over 12 stone
Amazing he must be built of kryptonite
 
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In the club shop yesterday , looked like a basketball player tall and slim , white Nike tracksuit on , looks a lot skinnier in real life . Said areet mate that was it .

He Probably thought to himself I hope this bald little fat loser doesn’t ask for a photo , I probably would have if he wasn’t on the phone 📞.
I remember the stick Patto used to get for being fat. I bumped into him at Ramside and there was barely an ounce on him!
 
I remember the stick Patto used to get for being fat. I bumped into him at Ramside and there was barely an ounce on him!
I once had 20 pints with Darron Gibson the night before a match and he didn’t even look slightly pissed or unfit. But on TV he did.
 
In the club shop yesterday , looked like a basketball player tall and slim , white Nike tracksuit on , looks a lot skinnier in real life . Said areet mate that was it .

He Probably thought to himself I hope this bald little fat loser doesn’t ask for a photo , I probably would have if he wasn’t on the phone 📞.

I bumped in Nordi as well…. And I’ve got broken ribs 😭
 
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