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Yoane Wissa.

I honestly can’t think of anything funnier than him coming to us and getting 25 goals next season, but having watched him play, doesn’t seem likely…

Maybe if we signed Saint Nick and did similar…

Can you imagine the meltdoooon? 🤣
Agent Nick's already opened his account for us 🤣
He’s obviously a decent player.

But it will never not be funny that they spent £55m on a 29 year old with 1 year (iirc) left. And was injured.

Baffling shitting of the bed
Not that baffling when you realise what a car crash of a club they've turned into.
 
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If you're paying about £50M(+) for players they are going to want big wages.

The mags must have about 10 players on £100K week or more. Bruno, Tonali, Gordon, Joelinton, the German, Elanga, Ramsey etc.

I doubt we have hardly any on £50K a week.
Matt targett is on 100k apparently and he was bought a few years back
 
If you're paying about £50M(+) for players they are going to want big wages.

The mags must have about 10 players on £100K week or more. Bruno, Tonali, Gordon, Joelinton, the German, Elanga, Ramsey etc.

I doubt we have hardly any on £50K a week.
We definitely will like. Xhaka, Geertruida and Mukiele will all be on £100k. Maybe Reinildo too, being a free agent.
 
Got a bad injury and has looked barely championship standard ever since.

No way would I be paying £15m and likely 150k a week for him after the season he’s had.

He’ll probably go to a newly promoted club on loan with an obligation if they stop up.
 
African, pushing 30, carrying injuries, shite form and on £140k a week? Has the Saudi / dubai league written all over it.
 
The fact they needed a goal, a load of injury time was to be added on and they still didn’t bring him on, on Saturday tells you all you need to know about how highly he’s regarded there. I’m not surprised the Saudis are pulling funding in sporting projects when money is being wasted as it was on him, Woltemade and Elanga last summer.
 
Presuming he is on well over 100k. Our wage structure is an important thing for us to stick to and he would blow it out the water.
 
Apparently available for as little as £15m. Shocking bit of business by the mags but might be a bit of a bargain for someone else. Was it 20 PL goals he scored last season? I notice his time at L’Orient overlapped with Le Bris’ time there. In a different world (not currently a mag) I’d love to see him alongside Brobbey and I seem to recall him playing off the left occasionally at Brentford.
Someone could maybe correct me but I think his goals record wasn’t great till last season
 
Apparently available for as little as £15m. Shocking bit of business by the mags but might be a bit of a bargain for someone else. Was it 20 PL goals he scored last season? I notice his time at L’Orient overlapped with Le Bris’ time there. In a different world (not currently a mag) I’d love to see him alongside Brobbey and I seem to recall him playing off the left occasionally at Brentford.
Dear Christ
Speaks French…..tick

Plays for DR Congo (mate of Sadiki)…tick

Annoyed the mags by liking a Brobbey post…tick.
He's shit... Tick
 
Love a bit of morning after fingers crossed straw clutching
I don’t want us buying anyone unless
1 They are cheap but have promise
2 If they cost 15m plus they are demonstrably better than what we already have
3 They are ‘harmonious’ squad types that wont disrupt team spirit
Wissa is clearly none of the above and frankly after how he conducted himself at Brentford, he shouldn’t be touched with a barge pole
 
what exactly is he meant to be good at?

i've not seen that much of him, but doesn't seem to be able to take a man on, doesn't seem particularly strong, or good in the air, or a good finisher
And despite the above, all of which seem accurate since he joined Newcastle, he scored 19 times for Brentford last season.
Something is amiss.
 
If i was going to sign a mag player, id put a cheeky 25m bid in for Miley
I would let you have Trippier for that 😁
Yes his shooting is definitely amiss.
Everything is amiss.
He has looked gash for sure. That said, when he is on the bench and Newcastle are trailing, they are not using him. Seems pointless even naming him as a substitute. There has, in my opinion, been a big falling out there.
 
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