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A can of tuna 
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Richard Keys doing Richard Keys things
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Flavonoids
Striker
Now he freewheels between references to Harrods and celebrity chef Tom Kerridge. “I saw that Posh Spice went out to one of our favourites recently,” he says, in one casual aside. “Dorian, in Notting Hill. I know these little places now.”
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contrarian
Central Defender
Arent his things usually centered around ‘ male bonding type activities ‘ designed for the mature chauvinist?
Behind Enemy Lines
Striker
Richard Keys is refreshingly laid back for a man with such responsibility
BarrySheensAutograph
Midfield
Upgrade the can of tuna and it sounds like a canny dayClass
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"A can of tuna and a bottle of champagne" is what happens when werewolves have to ask ChatGPT what actual non lycanthropic humans eat on a special occasion
CatRyan
Striker
He is so utterly useless but it seems the staff and or restaurants get a day off at least... all he could do was open a can of tuna. It was probably a ring pull as he no doubt does not know where the tin opener is.
A grown man.
Ultimately, however, he had the last laugh. He who laughs last, laughs loudest Cat. He’s a winner, one of those in life where the proof is that the cream will always rise to the top of the delicious trifle.He is so utterly useless but it seems the staff and or restaurants get a day off at least... all he could do was open a can of tuna. It was probably a ring pull as he no doubt does not know where the tin opener is.
A grown man.
CatRyan
Striker
I've never really had trifle I don't think, bet Dicky my Lad has had loads. I have to say this thread has opened up a complete treasure chest and I'm enjoying it
I think he invented trifle.I've never really had trifle I don't think, bet Dicky my Lad has had loads. I have to say this thread has opened up a complete treasure chest and I'm enjoying it
The Situation
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I wonder who’ll die first out of Richard Keys and Alan Brazil.
Sorry I just meant to think that, not say it.
Sorry I just meant to think that, not say it.
Rogue Badger
Midfield
Only a fool bets against Brazil.
CatRyan
Striker
have some good boy points 
BlackHoleSun
Central Defender
His son? Says Richard Keys paid £400,000 for an injunction to prevent stories emerging that he's a cross dresser?
Just for clarity as I feel like am pissed suddenly. All I've had is a lemon ice lolly ffs
Mr Redknapp
Striker
such a drag...
andysafc85
Striker
Doesn’t surprise me one bit that he’s fell out with his own kids.
Just an awful bloke.
Just an awful bloke.
