There's a chap two rows in front of me who sports a Paul Weller "Jam" haircut and never watches more than 65 - 70 minutes of any home game.
He's always late into his seat, up and out on 25 minutes (for a pee, presumably) - then again on 40- 42 mins.... late back after second half kicks off. Off again (presumably for another pee) on the hour and then he leaves on 85 or so.
Everyone on his row is up and down - and the guys behind him. Such a pain.
He should be strapped to his seat and shot with shit.
Going Underground? That would be a good place for him!