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Louise Taylor on Turtle Spert tonight


Writing for the Guardian, LT put Woldemort in as no.82 in the current top 100 footballers in the world - I suppose it was a decent finish tbf
Ahead of Semenyo, Alexander Arnold, Greenwood and Griezeman.

Either Louise has drunk the bar code FlavorAid or she's just trolling the mags with this one.
 
Ahead of Semenyo, Alexander Arnold, Greenwood and Griezeman.

Either Louise has drunk the bar code FlavorAid or she's just trolling the mags with this one.
As mentioned above, she doesn’t pick where he comes in the list. She just has to write the text about him.
 
As mentioned above, she doesn’t pick where he comes in the list. She just has to write the text about him.
Fair enough. But that doesn't explain why she wrote that he "is not entirely dissimilar to Harry Kane and loves dropping deep to link play. All exquisite first touch and adhesive control" rather than, for example "a slow as fuck donkey who is never there in the box for crosses from Gordon and Elanga, but whose muscle memory for bullet headers on goal make him a liability for defensive duty against crosses"?

Answer me that.
 
Writing for the Guardian, LT put Woldemort in as no.82 in the current top 100 footballers in the world - I suppose it was a decent finish tbf

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I don't think she put him there, it was voted for by loads, she just done the write up because she's the NE correspondant*

*Who actually covers the whole region, not like other NE correspondants.
She is utterly reprehensible doing a professional job she is paid for. Everyone knows you need to show bias at all times to be taken seriously
 
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