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Jhon Lucumi - Transfer Rumour

Balti Man said:
You're not wrong. I used to be a big shot in the charity sector. I was working for a small but decent welfare charity, then started to get headhunted by larger, high profile charities to come and work for them.

First was Parkinson's UK but their offer was no great shakes.

Then the Alzheimer's Society interviewed me and made a good offer verbally. But they must have forgotten to formally send it in writing.

The one from the testicular cancer charity went nowhere. Promised the Earth but it turned out to all be bollocks.

Finally the Brittle Bones Sociery approached me. Offered me £165k a year, 4 day week, 38 days annual leave, massive pension and a car. I nearly snapped the guy's hand off when he told me!
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Gastro Intestinal society tried to headhunt me and I said they were full of 5hite and to stick it up their @rse
 

Balti Man said:
You're not wrong. I used to be a big shot in the charity sector. I was working for a small but decent welfare charity, then started to get headhunted by larger, high profile charities to come and work for them.

First was Parkinson's UK but their offer was no great shakes.

Then the Alzheimer's Society interviewed me and made a good offer verbally. But they must have forgotten to formally send it in writing.

The one from the testicular cancer charity went nowhere. Promised the Earth but it turned out to all be bollocks.

Finally the Brittle Bones Sociery approached me. Offered me £165k a year, 4 day week, 38 days annual leave, massive pension and a car. I nearly snapped the guy's hand off when he told me!
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My mate has just been sacked from his job as a clown in the circus for no reason whatsoever he’s taking them for funfair dismissal,
I myself walked out from my job in the helium factory i was letting no one talk to me in that tone
 
johnny kayo said:
My mate has just been sacked from his job as a clown in the circus for no reason whatsoever he’s taking them for funfair dismissal,
I myself walked out from my job in the helium factory i was letting no one talk to me in that tone
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Oddly enough I worked in a helium factory 35 years ago and only for a matter of weeks.

But apparently they still speak very highly of me.
 
rubberface said:
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Could get a bit messy.
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That legal thing was just a story by some journalist who showed that he has this option, nothing from him or the agent that they're considering it.
He won't use that option IMO, will have personal talks today with Bologna to inform them that he really wants to leave, probably threatening that he won't play again no matter what. We'll probably agree a deal with our next offer.
 
rubberface said:
....i think we both know the inevitable outcome.... :lol: ;)
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After Brentford score their third goal on 72 minutes, comments on here will include:

Lucumi can fuck off back to the pasta munchers. Weak as piss in the air, should have won that every time

Lucumi is SO one-footed! Why didn't Speakman sign a right footed CB ffs!!?

Lucumi got done too easily there. Lumbering back like he doesn't give a shit

What the fuck was Lucumi doing there? Shite Columbian waste of £30m. Get Seelt back in asap ffs!!!!
 
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