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It’s AI supercomputer time again


Absolute shite! Based on what I wonder?
Liverpool have done good business so far but will only manage 3rd?
West Ham done zero business of any note but finish 9th, really?
Forest to completely crumble due to extra games and scrape survival in 17th?

Does it ever get close with its prediction?
 

AI supercomputer's 2025-26 Premier League table​

  1. Manchester City (92 points)
  2. Arsenal (88)
  3. Liverpool (85)
  4. Chelsea (79)
  5. Manchester United (76)
  6. Aston Villa (70)
  7. Tottenham (67)
  8. Newcastle (63)
  9. West Ham (60)
  10. Everton (56)
  11. Brighton (54)
  12. Wolves (52)
  13. Brentford (50)
  14. Fulham (48)
  15. Crystal Palace (45)
  16. Bournemouth (43)
  17. Nottingham Forest (40)
  18. Burnley (35)
  19. Sunderland (32)
  20. Leeds (28)
Interesting we’re above Leeds but Forest 17th seems barmy.
Knaas nowt
Burnley will finish bottom
Updated for accuracy
 
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This thread seems as good as any for my first post…

(Hello. No. Same to you etc.)

I think Liverpool, Arsenal, Man City, Chelsea, Villa and Brighton are the most likely to finish in the top ten.

One of Man Utd and Spurs will probably join them, with the other having a second poor season in a row.

I wouldn’t bet against Bournemouth scraping in there too, and one of Palace or Fulham as well.

I can see Forest, Brentford, Wolves, West Ham and Everton having poor seasons and scrapping it out at the lower end of the table along with Leeds and Burnley.

And us?

I can’t shake the feeling that we’ll all be keeping the smile. ’Til the end. :)
 

AI supercomputer's 2025-26 Premier League table​

  1. Manchester City (92 points)
  2. Arsenal (88)
  3. Liverpool (85)
  4. Chelsea (79)
  5. Manchester United (76)
  6. Aston Villa (70)
  7. Tottenham (67)
  8. Newcastle (63)
  9. West Ham (60)
  10. Everton (56)
  11. Brighton (54)
  12. Wolves (52)
  13. Brentford (50)
  14. Fulham (48)
  15. Crystal Palace (45)
  16. Bournemouth (43)
  17. Nottingham Forest (40)
  18. Burnley (35)
  19. Sunderland (32)
  20. Leeds (28)
Interesting we’re above Leeds but Forest 17th seems barmy.
Chelsea will be champions and Liverpool second, mags 19th.
Safc 16th
 

AI supercomputer's 2025-26 Premier League table​

  1. Manchester City (92 points)
  2. Arsenal (88)
  3. Liverpool (85)
  4. Chelsea (79)
  5. Manchester United (76)
  6. Aston Villa (70)
  7. Tottenham (67)
  8. Newcastle (63)
  9. West Ham (60)
  10. Everton (56)
  11. Brighton (54)
  12. Wolves (52)
  13. Brentford (50)
  14. Fulham (48)
  15. Crystal Palace (45)
  16. Bournemouth (43)
  17. Nottingham Forest (40)
  18. Burnley (35)
  19. Sunderland (32)
  20. Leeds (28)
Interesting we’re above Leeds but Forest 17th seems barmy.
Must have been a fkin VIC-20 looking at that
 

AI supercomputer's 2025-26 Premier League table​

  1. Manchester City (92 points)
  2. Arsenal (88)
  3. Liverpool (85)
  4. Chelsea (79)
  5. Manchester United (76)
  6. Aston Villa (70)
  7. Tottenham (67)
  8. Newcastle (63)
  9. West Ham (60)
  10. Everton (56)
  11. Brighton (54)
  12. Wolves (52)
  13. Brentford (50)
  14. Fulham (48)
  15. Crystal Palace (45)
  16. Bournemouth (43)
  17. Nottingham Forest (40)
  18. Burnley (35)
  19. Sunderland (32)
  20. Leeds (28)
Interesting we’re above Leeds but Forest 17th seems barmy.
Looks about right.

Liverpool I think will be better than last season but so will Arsenal and City

Forest I could see having an implosion after overachieving last year but keeping Gibbs-White might prevent that

I think this isn’t a bad prediction tbh, but it’s one I could have made
 
Here's the link (un-paywalled) to last years championship predictions. Had us 21st 😂

 
Slightly off-topic but does anybody remember the kids comic Scoop from the late 70s/early eighties?

They had this regular feature where they reckoned they had some sort of super computer and would feed the data into it and it would produce a simulation of a match.

Except they didn’t use real teams but would combine teams from different regions so Liverpool and Everton’s best players would be combined into a Merseyside team and our players would be in a North East team along with the mags and Middlesbrough.
Aye, but I was stupid enough to think these games actually happened! Loved Jon Stark mind, remember the scandal when he opted for Scotland because they offered more!
 
This thread seems as good as any for my first post…

(Hello. No. Same to you etc.)

I think Liverpool, Arsenal, Man City, Chelsea, Villa and Brighton are the most likely to finish in the top ten.

One of Man Utd and Spurs will probably join them, with the other having a second poor season in a row.

I wouldn’t bet against Bournemouth scraping in there too, and one of Palace or Fulham as well.

I can see Forest, Brentford, Wolves, West Ham and Everton having poor seasons and scrapping it out at the lower end of the table along with Leeds and Burnley.

And us?

I can’t shake the feeling that we’ll all be keeping the smile. ’Til the end. :)
Welcome aboard, marra.
 

AI supercomputer's 2025-26 Premier League table​

  1. Manchester City (92 points)
  2. Arsenal (88)
  3. Liverpool (85)
  4. Chelsea (79)
  5. Manchester United (76)
  6. Aston Villa (70)
  7. Tottenham (67)
  8. Newcastle (63)
  9. West Ham (60)
  10. Everton (56)
  11. Brighton (54)
  12. Wolves (52)
  13. Brentford (50)
  14. Fulham (48)
  15. Crystal Palace (45)
  16. Bournemouth (43)
  17. Nottingham Forest (40)
  18. Burnley (35)
  19. Sunderland (32)
  20. Leeds (28)
Interesting we’re above Leeds but Forest 17th seems barmy.
It's a bold take, Forest 17th, but not barmy, if you ask me (which I recognize you didn't).

Euro can screw with a team that doesn't have the width for it. Burnley almost got relegater because of it.

But yes, it seems a tad extreme.
 
It's proof that these super computers are stupid as fuck, mind.

Man United at 5th with 76 points ffs. :lol:
Supercomputers are grand, it is the stupid twats feeding them garbage that are the issue.
This thread seems as good as any for my first post…

(Hello. No. Same to you etc.)

I think Liverpool, Arsenal, Man City, Chelsea, Villa and Brighton are the most likely to finish in the top ten.

One of Man Utd and Spurs will probably join them, with the other having a second poor season in a row.

I wouldn’t bet against Bournemouth scraping in there too, and one of Palace or Fulham as well.

I can see Forest, Brentford, Wolves, West Ham and Everton having poor seasons and scrapping it out at the lower end of the table along with Leeds and Burnley.

And us?

I can’t shake the feeling that we’ll all be keeping the smile. ’Til the end. :)
Sadly no mention of 'super' or 'computer' in your name, which leads me to believe this is guess work.
 
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