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Jack Clarke


The_Witch said:
FFFFUCKKKKK OFFF! We're in the Premier League. Used to be in League One with you. Remember? That team you played at the start of last season. Should've won. Didn't. Then Broady scored that deflected first and Hirsty let go a screamer for number two. Then, while your Director of Football or whatever it is was writing off a season, because he sacked that bloke with the massive mole on his fizz, the Londoner, swarthy type, double chin, looked like he enjoyed a nice cooked brekky once too often, well, where was I? Oh yeah, because he sacked him off and left his twat sidekick, the bloke who always wore that baseball cap, in charge, and your results went south quicker than a fat bird's tits after fifty, you missed the chance to compete excitingly with Leeds and Sarfampton and do last minute jammy winners. And lo, we went up, and are therefore so minted, we could keep you as our bitch and still have enough left to buy Liam Delap for fifteen massive. That Ipswich.
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and….11 months later
 
The_Witch said:
FFFFUCKKKKK OFFF! We're in the Premier League. Used to be in League One with you. Remember? That team you played at the start of last season. Should've won. Didn't. Then Broady scored that deflected first and Hirsty let go a screamer for number two. Then, while your Director of Football or whatever it is was writing off a season, because he sacked that bloke with the massive mole on his fizz, the Londoner, swarthy type, double chin, looked like he enjoyed a nice cooked brekky once too often, well, where was I? Oh yeah, because he sacked him off and left his twat sidekick, the bloke who always wore that baseball cap, in charge, and your results went south quicker than a fat bird's tits after fifty, you missed the chance to compete excitingly with Leeds and Sarfampton and do last minute jammy winners. And lo, we went up, and are therefore so minted, we could keep you as our bitch and still have enough left to buy Liam Delap for fifteen massive. That Ipswich.
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Everything else ok mate?
 
GingerNick said:
I think we have outgrown him now..
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Agree I think some of the new lads we’ve signed have a higher ceiling than he has. Two failed premier league moves he seems to be a great championship winger but unless he goes back up with Ipswich I can’t see another premier league club taking a risk on him. Was always a stupid move, one season of premier league and a bit extra cash in his bank had damaged his reputation now. Unless he absolutely sets the world alight next season he will only get back here to the premier league if he earns it with his current side.
 
Tom said:
Agreed but if his sole intention was to play in the premier then he may not have got his wish if he’d stayed here looking at what we have in his position now.
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If he’d had another top season at championship level I doubt we’d have signed the wingers we have
 
The_Witch said:
FFFFUCKKKKK OFFF! We're in the Premier League. Used to be in League One with you. Remember? That team you played at the start of last season. Should've won. Didn't. Then Broady scored that deflected first and Hirsty let go a screamer for number two. Then, while your Director of Football or whatever it is was writing off a season, because he sacked that bloke with the massive mole on his fizz, the Londoner, swarthy type, double chin, looked like he enjoyed a nice cooked brekky once too often, well, where was I? Oh yeah, because he sacked him off and left his twat sidekick, the bloke who always wore that baseball cap, in charge, and your results went south quicker than a fat bird's tits after fifty, you missed the chance to compete excitingly with Leeds and Sarfampton and do last minute jammy winners. And lo, we went up, and are therefore so minted, we could keep you as our bitch and still have enough left to buy Liam Delap for fifteen massive. That Ipswich.
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All good, pal?

Matete, Pembele, Rusyn or Hemir any good to yous?

Ya silly simple fucker.
 
woodlebert said:
I think he personally did ok last season
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Ok won’t be enough to earn him another premier league move mate. Only way he gets back there is if he goes up with Ipswich. Just can’t see anyone taking another risk on him for what it would cost. He’s still young g but times ticking.
 
The_Witch said:
FFFFUCKKKKK OFFF! We're in the Premier League. Used to be in League One with you. Remember? That team you played at the start of last season. Should've won. Didn't. Then Broady scored that deflected first and Hirsty let go a screamer for number two. Then, while your Director of Football or whatever it is was writing off a season, because he sacked that bloke with the massive mole on his fizz, the Londoner, swarthy type, double chin, looked like he enjoyed a nice cooked brekky once too often, well, where was I? Oh yeah, because he sacked him off and left his twat sidekick, the bloke who always wore that baseball cap, in charge, and your results went south quicker than a fat bird's tits after fifty, you missed the chance to compete excitingly with Leeds and Sarfampton and do last minute jammy winners. And lo, we went up, and are therefore so minted, we could keep you as our bitch and still have enough left to buy Liam Delap for fifteen massive. That Ipswich.
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Wally. :lol:
 
Kenna said:
Surprised no PL team are asking questions tbh, still reckon he could do a job if given the chance.
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I think teams will look at his efforts last season albeit in an unfamiliar role and will most likely say thanks but no thanks. He will be on a long contract and the fee most likely higher than what Ipswich bought him for with the way prices are going thus far in the window. I think it’s most likely that he will stay at Ipswich personally.
 
Moved to a side who didn't suit his style of play at all and had a nightmare first season in the Prem.

Can't blame the lad for the move, while we had started the season well, I'm not sure anyone even on here would have expected to be where we are now this soon.
 
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