Really minor annoyances

[BiG]

When the internet or tv reports on something that a politician is going to say in a speech or in an announcement.

I know they are doing so because someone in the politicians office has, with the authority of the politician, told them what they are going to say, but I’ve never been able to fathom why everybody doesn’t just wait until the speech or announcement has been made. Then it’s ’News’.

Until then it’s ’This is what we’re going to be talking about until something actually happens’. And then ‘the News’ is all about what the media and commentators are saying about what is going to be said at some future point.

 

[League Wan]

vacuum packed mince, horrible stuff.

Agreed, the last one I got was so compact it ended up like soil when it was cooked. Anar it's not the most natural but I did like the normal packets of supermarket stuff when it was perfectly formed

 

[psr]

Woken up by my neighbour's bedroom TV blaring at 2.15 am this morning. Rang him and he answered having fallen asleep. Switch it off!

 

[League Wan]

Sorry if already covered but 'easy peel' packets. They should be fined for telling absolute lies.

 

[Harry Gates]

Sorry if already covered but 'easy peel' packets. They should be fined for telling absolute lies.

There's a weird double skin thing going on lately, you pull the corner, the top comes off and a sticky under layer still covering the box remains.

 

[DH9]

Cupboard Kerplunk - you try to get something out of a cupboard which has filled like a game of Jenga. You get the biscuits you want but another 5 items on the floor.

 

[CPLforever]

I'll raise you that one with the stupid dopey faced puppet type 'thing' dancing round a train to Weapon of Choice.

I hate her I want to stamp on her till she is dead
But she was never alive anyway cos she is a creepy stupid puppet.

I have five of his albums. He has a decent voice and writes good stuff

Whaaaaat he has five albums.

There's a weird double skin thing going on lately, you pull the corner, the top comes off and a sticky under layer still covering the box remains.

Absolutely this. Specially on M & S salmon.

 

[S.S.R..]

Sorry if already covered but 'easy peel' packets. They should be fined for telling absolute lies.

If you went to their head office to complain, you'd knock on their door only to find it was just a drawing of one on a solid brick wall.

Today's utterly minor annoyance; some unfunny female 'comedian' that has a mouth like a Xenomorph constantly appearing on my FB feed.

 

[humbug]

hitting your finger with a hammer resulting in a blood blister that is going to catch on everything you touch from now till it goes away.

 

[DaveH]

hitting your finger with a hammer resulting in a blood blister that is going to catch on everything you touch from now till it goes away.

Ever slipped with pliers, found you were holding them a little high up anyway, nip the fleshy bit of your palm below your thumb and get a big blood blister there?

Done it a few times. It is not nice.

 

[Harry Gates]

Showing interest in a programme on Sky Max then realising you have Sky Mix.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Before it's cooked: "just put salt and pepper on it and stick it in the oven at 180"

After it's cooked: "Why didn't you put oil on it?"

 

[johnlights]

5 leg break in the darts.
Standard always drops in legs 6 and 7.

 

[ungowa]

Extractor fan above hob,bang my head on it every time I cook.

Stupid tall person that I am .

 

[Harry Gates]

Extractor fan above hob,bang my head on it every time I cook.

Stupid tall person that I am .

Mine has an adjustable glass flap at the front and I catch my temple on it just about everytime I use it. The most unsafe safety glass anywhere.

Stood up in the bath recently and caught my head on the key for the window lock, snapped the key in half, half still in the lock.

Head bleeding but the greater pain was the £19 replacement fee for ONE key, luckily I found my stash the fitters left.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

People who call it ChatGBT

 

[monkeytassle]

When a packet of ham says open here, so you do. But the ham is layered in the wrong direction.

 

[S.S.R..]

Money Incels.

Keep crying, I'm sure it'll start raining coins eventually.

Earn it, steal it or learn to live without it.

Don't whine like a bitch.

 

[monkeytassle]

Money Incels.

Keep crying, I'm sure it'll start raining coins eventually.

Earn it, steal it or learn to live without it.

Don't whine like a bitch.

Everything OK love?

 

[johnlights]

People who insert USBs in one go.
It's 3 attempts or nothing