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Bottomless Brunches…

Misses went to one at 3 stories & reckoned the cocktails were just those cans you get in home bargains for 89p, as it was nowt like the proper one she had later on.
Bet she was choking for a pint of wine.
 

Uuurgh, I didn't realise they were a thing over here. It's a very wanky ex-pat thing in Singapore, Dubai etc.

Hope you grab a slag and slap a scratter though. Enjoy.
 
Nah.

For lasses on celebrating birthdays. After one Bloody Mary or one mimosa you won’t want another one.

Being that full and pissed up that early in the day ruins the weekend.
 
Genuinely thought the sheepfolds was above this Facebook Instagram likes desperation shite.

Sheepfolds - must do better.

Only thing worse than bottomless brunch is these young lads who go to them with there birds and post about them.

My mates would’ve gave me a slap back in the day. Now it’s “that looks lush that mate”

Ffs
 
Genuinely thought the sheepfolds was above this Facebook Instagram likes desperation shite.

Sheepfolds - must do better.

Only thing worse than bottomless brunch is these young lads who go to them with there birds and post about them.

My mates would’ve gave me a slap back in the day. Now it’s “that looks lush that mate”

Ffs
Just heard on the radio that young lads are now spending more of facial tweaks than women. Botox, teeth etc.
 
Shocked ! Quick wash splash of kouros and out u go !
My Mrs dithers and gets stressed about me not being ready. Takes me 5 mins to have a shower, deo on, bit of wax through the Barnet, couple of squirts of smellies and I'm ready to go. Jeans and some form of collared top. Easy.
 
Genuinely thought the sheepfolds was above this Facebook Instagram likes desperation shite.

Sheepfolds - must do better.

Only thing worse than bottomless brunch is these young lads who go to them with there birds and post about them.

My mates would’ve gave me a slap back in the day. Now it’s “that looks lush that mate”

Ffs
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What’s wrong with a pork pie and a pint of porter in the pub?
I’ll have that after the brunch. Maybe not the pork pie as don’t like them.
 
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My Mrs dithers and gets stressed about me not being ready. Takes me 5 mins to have a shower, deo on, bit of wax through the Barnet, couple of squirts of smellies and I'm ready to go. Jeans and some form of collared top. Easy.

I have a policy of remaining on the bed out of the way once showered until it's confirmed that it's 5mins from departure time.
 
Nah.

For lasses on celebrating birthdays. After one Bloody Mary or one mimosa you won’t want another one.

Being that full and pissed up that early in the day ruins the weekend.
This for me. Even worse if you're just on the lager. You've got a full day to enjoy drinking, I don't see the appeal of cramming most of it into a 90 minute window before midday.
 
Upper class?
We've had midday breakfasts since before time . Weekends on lash ,lie in ,eat .
Brunch ?? Yuppy patter from the 80s
Genuinely thought the sheepfolds was above this Facebook Instagram likes desperation shite.

Sheepfolds - must do better.
Don't think you've much chance being a social enterprise and ignoring those 2 like . Visitors are going there from seeing posts
 
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I’ve done a few and they were canny. The food being decent is key though. The one at The Terrace constantly pops up on my timeline and it looks diabolical, load of stuff from Iceland banged into the fryer and pre mix cocktails. I’m always mystified when people comment saying it looks lush and they need to try it. It looks awful 😂
 
Total shite. Folk pretending to be upper class. Common as muck these days
Ever been to one Steve?
I’ve done a few and they were canny. The food being decent is key though. The one at The Terrace constantly pops up on my timeline and it looks diabolical, load of stuff from Iceland banged into the fryer and pre mix cocktails. I’m always mystified when people comment saying it looks lush and they need to try it. It looks awful 😂
Its not about the food man. You go to get hammered.
 
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