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Really minor annoyances
- Thread starter chunkyshanhawk53
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The carpet they use in car boots. It's kind of woolly and the dog hairs sort of knit themselves into it so they're impossible to hoover up.
Harry Gates
Winger
Shave the dog, better for the environment.Buy a rubber boot liner
Well worth the money.
DaveH
Striker
This time of year, collie fluff is excellent for nesting birds. We brush our dog outside and they flock down to get a bit.
Georgewhitt
Winger
New market there marra.
Bag it up and sell it next to the bird nuts and fat balls in the Pet Shop. £££
BiG
Winger
A really minor annoyance (probably just me) is when they refer to the Premier League as if it incorporates the entirety of football history.
This mornings example was about Southampton. I haven’t even checked if what they saying is correct or not. It’s just irrationally slightly annoying to me that they use phrases like ‘of all time’ and ‘in football history’ when they’re referring to something that’s only existed since 1992.
This mornings example was about Southampton. I haven’t even checked if what they saying is correct or not. It’s just irrationally slightly annoying to me that they use phrases like ‘of all time’ and ‘in football history’ when they’re referring to something that’s only existed since 1992.
Keawyeds
Striker
It's the location and shape of the reader. It's like a thin bar. My old one was flat and was much better
Visiting owl
Winger
Every time you take of your wellington boots your fricking socks don't come out with your feet.
Gronkowski
Midfield
Lad in the gym was absolutely stinking. No excuse not to wash your gym gear/ wear deodorant.
So, smelly scruffs
So, smelly scruffs
DaveH
Striker
Having to come into work
Taking 2 hours in crawling traffic to get to work
Getting there and being reminded the office building is a dismal hovel that would not look out of place in a post apocalyptic dystopian TV show
Remembering I didn't book a hot desk
Finding only one desk left
Finding it has the crappiest cheapest Edge10 monitors which are an odd 1680x1050 resolution so anything I drag from my laptop screen is generally too big and needs to be resized.
Remembering that half the docking stations were bought for around £4, 5 years ago and are really crap, so both the crap monitors reset every 30 seconds causing my screens to give a black flash twice a minute.
Knowing it will take 2 hours to get home again.
Would be a major annoyance except I have to come in again on Friday, at which point I will hand in my low memory overworked laptop and my ID card, shake a few hands and never come to this dingy room with the odd smell again.
Taking 2 hours in crawling traffic to get to work
Getting there and being reminded the office building is a dismal hovel that would not look out of place in a post apocalyptic dystopian TV show
Remembering I didn't book a hot desk
Finding only one desk left
Finding it has the crappiest cheapest Edge10 monitors which are an odd 1680x1050 resolution so anything I drag from my laptop screen is generally too big and needs to be resized.
Remembering that half the docking stations were bought for around £4, 5 years ago and are really crap, so both the crap monitors reset every 30 seconds causing my screens to give a black flash twice a minute.
Knowing it will take 2 hours to get home again.
Would be a major annoyance except I have to come in again on Friday, at which point I will hand in my low memory overworked laptop and my ID card, shake a few hands and never come to this dingy room with the odd smell again.
Our lass (no) says "dishwasher" when she means "tumble dryer" and it absolutely boils my piss
Ferryhill Exile
Striker
Heinz tins don’t stack.
Butcher's Coat
Striker
Should have stuck in at school marra, instead of doing lasses work in an office
Georgewhitt
Winger
Yes they do.
Ferryhill Exile
Striker
The soup tins I buy don’t.
Ferryhill Exile
Striker
Do the slot into each other though? That’s what I mean.
Where did you get a photo of the inside of an old grannies cupboard?
Harry Gates
Winger
Naughty George, they are balanced, an overweight mossie would have them over.
Good taste with Mutti.
