Really minor annoyances

[HettonSAFC]

Christmas, it’s November 12th and I’m sick of it already.

I’m not a miserable sod (well I am a bit) I like Christmas but it’s November the 12th!

Them bloody adverts man. Anar it’s for kids but ffs…

 

[obrienobrien]

that ba5tard advert where some tart washes her clothes in a nice smelling softener

her mates come in and all stand dancing about cause the clothes smell nice

 

[Select coaches]

Vogue Williams my dislike for her is completely irrational. Every time that Fairy advert comes on

 

[BiG]

Those signs on roads that say ‘average speed cameras in operation’ that always make me think ‘well why don’t they use the good ones.’

The minor annoyance is that I can’t find an appropriate thread upon which to post such inane ponderings.

 

[DaveH]

that ba5tard advert where some tart washes her clothes in a nice smelling softener

her mates come in and all stand dancing about cause the clothes smell nice

You mean women don't really do things like that when blokes are not around?

 

[Amnorrageordie]

This.

 

[BiG]

It’s a really minor annoyance to me that @The Mole has started a “major annoyance” thread.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Badly designed websites

 

[League Wan]

This.
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Someone left a big thing of fresh chicken drumsticks in a basket of sweets in Iceland, I had to tell the till women. Raw chicken if all things

 

[elder]

The expression ‘man flu’.

It’s mildly annoying when I say I have a cold, or even when I don’t say I have a cold and I just sound a bit bunged up or I cough or something, and somebody says ‘man flu’. And sometimes it’s not even a woman saying it.

No. I’ve got a cold. I’m not making a big deal out of it. You are by insinuating that I am.

Not even a “get well soon”?

 

[HettonSAFC]

Adverts that “talk” Shiite….

“Hey, it’s me, your dry skin”

Get te fk man……

 

[sadders]

Having a ‘shy bladder’ is a bit annoying in having to queue for the cubicle. Made worse these days for me by having an enlarged prostate.

 

[Darlo1973]

Having a ‘shy bladder’ is a bit annoying in having to queue for the cubicle. Made worse these days for me by having an enlarged prostate.

Also know as paruresis

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I also suffer from it but not as bad as it used to be. Find it hard to use a urinal unless I'm very, very, desperate or there is nobody else around. Particularly annoying at sporting events and gigs.

 

[Becs]

Those signs on roads that say ‘average speed cameras in operation’ that always make me think ‘well why don’t they use the good ones.’

The minor annoyance is that I can’t find an appropriate thread upon which to post such inane ponderings.

When I see a sign saying "this door is alarmed", I always wonder what frightened it.

 

[Kevj]

When I see a sign saying "this door is alarmed", I always wonder what frightened it.

“Slow Sheep”

Didn’t stick in at school.

 

[RossTheNinja]

“Slow Sheep”

Didn’t stick in at school.

Slow children playing, too. They might not realise that cars are dangerous

 

[Becs]

"blind summit"

but you never find out what the blind thing actually is.

 

[DaveH]

When I see a sign saying "this door is alarmed", I always wonder what frightened it.

"This gate is in constant use"

Regular use would be more accurate.

 

[Cheese n Ipa]

The expression ‘man flu’.

It’s mildly annoying when I say I have a cold, or even when I don’t say I have a cold and I just sound a bit bunged up or I cough or something, and somebody says ‘man flu’. And sometimes it’s not even a woman saying it.

No. I’ve got a cold. I’m not making a big deal out of it. You are by insinuating that I am.

Surprised its still used considering the wokeness of the world. Bit like women asking men to unscrew jam jar lids off. Bitch wrist.

 

[Kevj]

The ideal volume on my tv is 13. So it’s either slightly too quiet or slightly too loud.