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Really minor annoyances

On the subject of parking, people who give no thought to where they leave their car on the street. A corner that is blocked by a hedge so you can't see until you're mostly round the corner? Perfect place to park apparently.

Whoever lives at the end of my street does this. Always parked right on junction even though they have a unused driveway. Means that you always have to take a blind junction on the wrong side of the road. I've had a few very close shaves over the years.
 

Whoever lives at the end of my street does this. Always parked right on junction even though they have a unused driveway. Means that you always have to take a blind junction on the wrong side of the road. I've had a few very close shaves over the years.
Thankfully my street is a quiet cul-de-sac, but it has a 90 degree turn on it. These days despite the houses having room for 2-3 cars on their drives, most houses park one on the drive and then compete with each other for street space for the other one or two cars. You always have to take the turn on the wrong side of the road.

And to help things along, despite the street covenants (which are never enforced) saying no large trees in gardens, the person who lived on the inside corner decided it was a really good idea to plant out a Christmas tree right on the bend. 10 years on it is quite big and bushy and it has made it a blind bend on the wrong side of the road.
 
Thankfully my street is a quiet cul-de-sac, but it has a 90 degree turn on it. These days despite the houses having room for 2-3 cars on their drives, most houses park one on the drive and then compete with each other for street space for the other one or two cars. You always have to take the turn on the wrong side of the road.

And to help things along, despite the street covenants (which are never enforced) saying no large trees in gardens, the person who lived on the inside corner decided it was a really good idea to plant out a Christmas tree right on the bend. 10 years on it is quite big and bushy and it has made it a blind bend on the wrong side of the road.

I never will understand why people have a driveway but still park on the street often opposite each other..Causes a lot of problems on bin day and for large delivery lorries.

If a couple of fire engines ever needed access then I would hope that cars causing an obstruction on the street would be unceremoniously barged out of the way.
 
All the chain restaurants are going the same way. I regularly get a mcdonalds coffee if I'm on my way to work. I pull up at the drive through

"Hi, are you using our app today"

No I'm not. Because all I want is a coffee and I've been driving and I can't use my app while I'm driving so it's actually easier just to pull in and tell you I want a coffee.
Can't understand the logic in ordering on an app, at a drive through.

I mean, I could roll up I suppose, park up in the car park, place my order on the app and drive round, tell them the code and then get my coffee. But is it really any more convenient for me than just pulling straight up to the window?
Just after reading this post, I had to look up my companies cyber insurance policy. There in the 'how to contact us in the event of a major incident' was "use our app".

Really? Lets picture this for a minute. Either a few people permanently have this app on their phone and check it regularly to make sure you are still logged in, the app is still updated (or even supported), just for the rare event that it happens. Or you install it on the day. So you wake up in the morning to find the business is not operating. Hackers have infiltrated your systems, encrypted everything, brought all your systems down and all you have is a ransomware note saying where to transfer a load of bitcoin. In the limited communications you have available you also find they have managed to copy lots of sensitive data and are threatening to release it to the world within days if they do not receive substantial amounts of cash. They have used the staff database to contact individuals telling them of the threat to their data, so now even your own staff are hassling you in a panic.

Lets be honest, you are now having a really bad day. But you have insurance along with the promise of experienced incident responders who can be with you in hours to help rebuild the business and deal with the biggest crisis the company has ever faced. What do you want to do? Do you want to just call a number, talk to a human and try to start to feel like you have a grip on the day? Or do you want to download an app, register, wait for the confirmation email (which isn't going to work because your email has been brought down) and generally fuck about with your phone in a very high stress environment just trying to contact a bloody insurance company. Of course, once you submit the form you don't know if anyone is looking at it or how long it might take, which a human will be able to tell you.

Unless you are claiming every week, there is absolutely no need for an app for this.
I never will understand why people have a driveway but still park on the street often opposite each other..Causes a lot of problems on bin day and for large delivery lorries.

If a couple of fire engines ever needed access then I would hope that cars causing an obstruction on the street would be unceremoniously barged out of the way.
Daftness. Some people get obsessive about people parking outside their house. They don't own that space, and are always ok with their visitors parking in front of other people's houses, but in front of the house is theirs. I've known people move their car on the street during the day and then put the car away on the drive or garage at night, without actually going anywhere, just to protect 'their space'.

Then the other people are those who have a his car and her car. But they don't want the hassle of having to move one to get the other off the drive, so even if it is only a 10 minute trip to a shop, they will not take the other car and would rather block up streets than have to let the spouse out or sully themselves with the other car.

We just park on the drive and the first one out takes the car that can get out.
 
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Traffic lights on roundabouts another.
Especially those that should be part time and aren't. I just drive straight through them ones near nissan if nowt coming like fuck em
The a689 is now undrivable at wynyard, constant roundabouts with lights and hardly and traffic joining. Do the “millionaires” of wynyard need this much assistance to leave their gated communities?
 
I never will understand why people have a driveway but still park on the street often opposite each other..Causes a lot of problems on bin day and for large delivery lorries.

If a couple of fire engines ever needed access then I would hope that cars causing an obstruction on the street would be unceremoniously barged out of the way.
I'm on a new build estate. Every house has a driveway for a minimum of 2 cars. In addition to this, there are countless visitor's bays. The thick as mince chav lass who lives next to me insists on parking on the street in front of their house so she can see her car at all times.
I was in TGI Fridays a few months ago with the bairn. The bill comes and you can save 15% off using the code on the app. It says that on the receipt. So I download the app, I sign up. I don't give them consent to send me marketing, and a few minutes later I've got the code. I saved 15% and never looked at the app again. I deleted it a few days ago.

TGI Friday does not need an app.
I agree with you there. Having said that, I quite like pubs that have apps and bring pints to your table... #LazyFucker
 
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Or on a train, same with videos and music. On a long trip recently, I was having a bit of a doze and this young lass came and sat next to me with stupid videos at high volume blaring out of her phone. Loads of people shouting "oh my god" in very shrill ways at something. When she finished her pasties she screwed up the bags, stuffed them into the fold down table and left the train - so I guess respect for others and the space was not high on her priorities.
I would have to have had a word. On both counts.
Buying dips, coleslaw and big pots of yoghurt that only have a cellophane cover so you can't put a lid back on
Yes.
 
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Whoever lives at the end of my street does this. Always parked right on junction even though they have a unused driveway. Means that you always have to take a blind junction on the wrong side of the road. I've had a few very close shaves over the years.
You must live on my street - it is exactly the same here. To make matters worse there is a house right on the corner of the side road that insists on parking right on the blind corner so anyone turning into the street risks bashing into the back of them.
 
You must live on my street - it is exactly the same here. To make matters worse there is a house right on the corner of the side road that insists on parking right on the blind corner so anyone turning into the street risks bashing into the back of them.
Got some arsehole on our estate who runs his own business. Catering I think. He clearly runs it out of his house because has 2 transits that are often parker up on the kerb at the corner of the road. So anyone using that junction a) can't see what is coming and b) struggles to get passed.

But hey, as long as he's happy and he's not having to carry his food an extra 3m to the visitors bay then f***ing rock on man....


C*nt
 
Got some arsehole on our estate who runs his own business. Catering I think. He clearly runs it out of his house because has 2 transits that are often parker up on the kerb at the corner of the road. So anyone using that junction a) can't see what is coming and b) struggles to get passed.

But hey, as long as he's happy and he's not having to carry his food an extra 3m to the visitors bay then f***ing rock on man....


C*nt

I used to live on a terraced street next door to a taxi driver. He would get very upset if you ever parked outside his house and I'd regularly get a reminder that he needed his car for work so had to keep an eye on it at all times.

On the other hand my current house has a shared driveway with next door. Usually no problem at all but there was a period where a lad with a works van would block me in every morning. I had a celebration when he moved out.
 
I used to live on a terraced street next door to a taxi driver. He would get very upset if you ever parked outside his house and I'd regularly get a reminder that he needed his car for work so had to keep an eye on it at all times.
I can imagine how that conversation would go if I was in your shoes. Public street mate. Go fuck yourself

Trickier when you have to live next door to these people mind you.



Christ this thread could have been created with me in mind. I try not to be a twisty cunt, but there are so many annoying people out there if you look had enough.

Don't get me started on the old fucker at the pool who whistles at the top of his voice(?) every morning with some random tuneless nonsense.
 
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Things that unnecessarily have "an app"

I like apps. I like my banking app, I like the app for checking train times. I like flight radar. Apps can be useful, fun, interesting and educational.

I do not need the app for my washing machine. I can of course get one. It will tell me how long is left, what cycle it's on, water temperature etc.

I have never been sat in a pub thinking "I wonder if I can squeeze another pint in before the washing machine finishes.

I was in TGI Fridays a few months ago with the bairn. The bill comes and you can save 15% off using the code on the app. It says that on the receipt. So I download the app, I sign up. I don't give them consent to send me marketing, and a few minutes later I've got the code. I saved 15% and never looked at the app again. I deleted it a few days ago.

TGI Friday does not need an app.
serves you right for gannin in there for scran imo mate #scrattertastic
 
Got some arsehole on our estate who runs his own business. Catering I think. He clearly runs it out of his house because has 2 transits that are often parker up on the kerb at the corner of the road. So anyone using that junction a) can't see what is coming and b) struggles to get passed.

But hey, as long as he's happy and he's not having to carry his food an extra 3m to the visitors bay then f***ing rock on man....


C*nt
Someone in my mams street has a couple of cars but only one goes on the drive. And a camper van. And a couple of works vans. And if they are out, the lads who work for him park in the street then head off for work. They in holiday time I think he 'lets' people park in the street, he runs them to the airport and cars sit for a couple of weeks. Then to add to it, his girlfriend parks, half on the path and then his mam parks there too, and walks to her house a couple of streets away.

Sometimes I go to visit and there are 10 cars and vans all associated to one house. Nobody can get moved.
I used to live on a terraced street next door to a taxi driver. He would get very upset if you ever parked outside his house and I'd regularly get a reminder that he needed his car for work so had to keep an eye on it at all times.

On the other hand my current house has a shared driveway with next door. Usually no problem at all but there was a period where a lad with a works van would block me in every morning. I had a celebration when he moved out.
I lived on a terraced street as a student. People competed for parking. But one house was more important than everyone else, so they would use cones, occasionally bins, to reserve their parking when out (a bit like the family from Bread). One evening I was going to be the driver early morning for a sports club I was in, turned up in a minibus, neatly stacked up all their cones and parked it. They were apparently not happy but didn't know who it belonged to.

Personally I thought it was nice they reserved me space.
 
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Someone in my mams street has a couple of cars but only one goes on the drive. And a camper van. And a couple of works vans. And if they are out, the lads who work for him park in the street then head off for work. They in holiday time I think he 'lets' people park in the street, he runs them to the airport and cars sit for a couple of weeks. Then to add to it, his girlfriend parks, half on the path and then his mam parks there too, and walks to her house a couple of streets away.

Sometimes I go to visit and there are 10 cars and vans all associated to one house. Nobody can get moved.
Selfish wanker
 
Traffic lights on roundabouts another.
Especially those that should be part time and aren't. I just drive straight through them ones near nissan if nowt coming like fuck em

The ones on the roundabout at the bottom of Gilesgate/top of Leazes Road in Durham were broken the other day. The traffic flowed better and there was no traffic jam up Gilesgate like there usually is.
Someone in my mams street has a couple of cars but only one goes on the drive. And a camper van. And a couple of works vans. And if they are out, the lads who work for him park in the street then head off for work. They in holiday time I think he 'lets' people park in the street, he runs them to the airport and cars sit for a couple of weeks. Then to add to it, his girlfriend parks, half on the path and then his mam parks there too, and walks to her house a couple of streets away.

Sometimes I go to visit and there are 10 cars and vans all associated to one house. Nobody can get moved.

That does my head in like. There's a few times I've been to visit and I can't get parked at all. I just block his mother in.
 
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First visit to yo sushi the ‘waiter’ advised me to doenload app n order online. I was like haway mate just take our order ta.

What a feck on, but my son (then 10) sorted it 😂.

I can do it I just couldnt be f***ing arsed!

One of the outlets at that place under the tyne bridge with all the shipping containers, might be the greek one .. he didn't have a menu, didn't have his menu written down, couldn't tell me what he sold or how much anything was and didn't have a means to take payment. Just a massive QR code on the front of the counter... Download it, register on the app, find his business, order through that, pay online, then sit at the table until you get a notification saying it's ready. Fuck that.

I went to the one with a blackboard with Thier menu on it and that took card payments
 
People who talk about supermarkets in plural. I go to Tesco not Tescos, Asda, I don't, not Asdas Lidl not Lidls etc. People are fuckwits and unless they can say the name of their local supermarket shouldn't be allowed in.
 
Every time I’m decorating and the dragon comes in and points at a section I havnt done yet event hough working round that way and says (that bit needs done). I could divorce her on the spot.
 
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