There weren't any facts to be factually correct about
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CC : Surrey v Durham
- Thread starter The Red Telephone
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There weren't any facts to be factually correct about
You're just being silly and provocative. Impossible to have a rational discussion with you.
I’m hoping @The Red Telephone is holding a masterclasss in The Relton over the winter
Subjects could include County Championship 1960- 1999 , Durham the Minor County from 1960-1992 and CLS CC ,the DSL days . He’s also well briefed with the John Player League on BBC2 on a Sunday afternoon 
The gypsies, the travellers and the thieves.
The good, the bad, the average and the unique.
The grebos, the crusties and you and I .
Hello, good evening, welcome and goodbye.
The only living Surrey fan in New Cross .
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The Red Telephone
Striker
Consider me Shankly handing over to a Bob Paisley *
* That doesn't mean to say my successor has to have a Hetton connection mind.
First talk at The Rum Pot as the Relton is known these days could be:I’m hoping @The Red Telephone is holding a masterclasss in The Relton over the winter
The gypsies, the travellers and the thieves.
The good, the bad, the average and the unique.
The grebos, the crusties and you and I .
Hello, good evening, welcome and goodbye.
The only living Surrey fan in New Cross .
'The Day I Saw Ken Flynn Actually Hit A Boundary For Chester Le Street And Then Bought Two Savoury Meat Squares And A Huge Piece Of Homemade Apple Pie From The Tea Hut To Celebrate And All For 12p'
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Hopefully not mate as it might mean me and Carty on the naughty steps at the bottom of Penshaw Monument. One of the side effects could see Kier Starmer getting hospitality tickets on Students Night in the Trapdoor Stand .I’m more than willing to bring my John Cooper Clark degree to the table but is it what the public want .Pretty apt so soon after a London game
What a deal that was.Consider me Shankly handing over to a Bob Paisley *
* That doesn't mean to say my successor has to have a Hetton connection mind.
First talk at The Rum Pot as the Relton is known these days could be:
'The Day I Saw Ken Flynn Actually Hit A Boundary For Chester Le Street And Then Bought Two Savoury Meat Squares And A Huge Piece Of Homemade Apple Pie From The Tea Hut To Celebrate And All For 12p'
I’m the resident arsehole on here so watch yourself
The Red Telephone
Striker
Enter The Dragon.....Exit Johnny Clark!
What about seeing Robbie Harrison after his haircut or I touched Steve Greensword’s cricket jumperConsider me Shankly handing over to a Bob Paisley *
* That doesn't mean to say my successor has to have a Hetton connection mind.
First talk at The Rum Pot as the Relton is known these days could be:
'The Day I Saw Ken Flynn Actually Hit A Boundary For Chester Le Street And Then Bought Two Savoury Meat Squares And A Huge Piece Of Homemade Apple Pie From The Tea Hut To Celebrate And All For 12p'
The Red Telephone
Striker
I only remembered Robbie with his long hair opening with Tavere..er sorry..Flynn. My Nanna used to live next door to a teenage DL Greener if that counts for anything.
Frankly Mr Shankly it might be worthwhile having a public post for the post of Match Announcer
I’m hoping to get Comrade Carty as my PR agentIt’s probably a case of Will and Ian Smith meeting Morrissey
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Consider me Shankly handing over to a Bob Paisley *
* That doesn't mean to say my successor has to have a Hetton connection mind.
Perish the thought
But seriously, you shouldn’t joke about things like that.
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Anyone can start a match thread in any part of the forum 
Legendary The Ropey Lane Tea Hut.Consider me Shankly handing over to a Bob Paisley *
* That doesn't mean to say my successor has to have a Hetton connection mind.
First talk at The Rum Pot as the Relton is known these days could be:
'The Day I Saw Ken Flynn Actually Hit A Boundary For Chester Le Street And Then Bought Two Savoury Meat Squares And A Huge Piece Of Homemade Apple Pie From The Tea Hut To Celebrate And All For 12p'
Should have been given a Michelin
Ropery
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Aidan11
Striker
Heard from a reliable source that Borthwick has another year to go on his contract but will likely be playing a lot of 2nd XI cricket.That was inauspicious AF from Gay. I hope Borthwick isn't going anywhere
mackembhoy
Striker
Yeah that's definitely the case. Same with Clark.
Imagine both will being playing a fair amount of Second XI when the CC is on.
Would like to think we still see Clark for the Blast.
GordonMuchallNo1Fan
Striker
Yeah Clarky has another year. Important time for him.
wayne entwhistle no9
Winger
Yeah looks more than likely he will probably do the old fashioned senior pro captaining/mentoring the rookies in the 2nds.
I think he needs to get back and concentrate on t20. Also surely his agent can find him a gig in one of these minor overseas t20 or t10 tournaments.
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And along with Clark couldn't think of two better examples to fulfil the mentoring role.
