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Really minor annoyances

BarnesPark said:
When standing the queue for security at an airport, people who kick their bags along the ground as the line moves along rather than picking up their luggage and moving it.

Also, people who have not removed their belt by the time they get to the conveyor belt.

Also, people who still have their coat on when they get to the conveyor belt.

People who have change in their pocket when they reach the conveyor belt.

People who have not removed their laptop from their bag when they reach the conveyor belt (London City Excluded)

People who have not put their cosmetics into a separate bag prior to reaching the conveyor belt (London City Excluded)

People who, once their items have passed through secuity at an airport do not pick up their grey container and take it to the area designed for people to get re dressed, but instead stand by the conveyor to do this.
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how do you carry all these things you want folk to have ready? are you an octopus?
 

BarnesPark said:
When standing the queue for security at an airport, people who kick their bags along the ground as the line moves along rather than picking up their luggage and moving it.

Also, people who have not removed their belt by the time they get to the conveyor belt.

Also, people who still have their coat on when they get to the conveyor belt.

People who have change in their pocket when they reach the conveyor belt.

People who have not removed their laptop from their bag when they reach the conveyor belt (London City Excluded)

People who have not put their cosmetics into a separate bag prior to reaching the conveyor belt (London City Excluded)

People who, once their items have passed through secuity at an airport do not pick up their grey container and take it to the area designed for people to get re dressed, but instead stand by the conveyor to do this.
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Could have just said airline passengers.
 
humbug said:
how do you carry all these things you want folk to have ready? are you an octopus?
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1. Arrive at the airport with watch and belt in pocket of carry on case- note all pockets should be empty when you arrive with only your phone (with boarding pass loaded) and passport.

2. On leaving your car at the airport, pack jacket in bag- you’ll be inside so not require it.

3. Once through passport control, place phone and passport in pocket with belt and watch. When you do this, remove your laptop and pre packed sealed bag of toiletries.

4. Approach the security with laptop and toiletries in your hand (not too much to carry) - you will have no belt on and empty pockets.

5. Once through, take your things away from the belt to the space allocated. Put
On your belt and watch. Remove your passport and phone and put them in your pocket. Repack your laptop and toiletries (removing your jacket if required).


Also…. Kids pyjamas where the top requires a white wash and the trousers require a dark wash.
 
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BarnesPark said:
1. Arrive at the airport with watch and belt in pocket of carry on case- note all pockets should be empty when you arrive with only your phone (with boarding pass loaded) and passport.

2. On leaving your car at the airport, pack jacket in bag- you’ll be inside so not require it.

3. Once through passport control, place phone and passport in pocket with belt and watch. When you do this, remove your laptop and pre packed sealed bag of toiletries.

4. Approach the security with laptop and toiletries in your hand (not too much to carry) - you will have no belt on and empty pockets.

5. Once through, take your things away from the belt to the space allocated. Put
On your belt and watch. Remove your passport and phone and put them in your pocket. Repack your laptop and toiletries (removing your jacket if required).


Also…. Kids pyjamas where the top requires a white wash and the trousers require a dark wash.
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1. what if your trousers fall down?
2. what if it's pissing down.
3. why's the belt going back in the pocket? (see 1)
4. you don't go through security with stuff in your hand.
5. pleased the belt's back on.

why's the pjamas bit about :lol::?:
god knows what's gone on there.
 
humbug said:
1. what if your trousers fall down?
2. what if it's pissing down.
3. why's the belt going back in the pocket? (see 1)
4. you don't go through security with stuff in your hand.
5. pleased the belt's back on.

why's the pjamas bit about :lol::?:
god knows what's gone on there.
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1. Get trousers that fit. A belt should be an accessory, not a necessity.

2. Isn’t it always covered between the parking and terminal- can’t think of many places that aren’t.

3. I meant the carry on case pocket.

4. I know. You’ll approach with a bag, a laptop and your toiletries. Bag is one tray, toiletries and laptop in the other.

Pyjamas- just an aside as I was doing bath time.
 
Bob Fleming said:
People who leave huge gaps in stationary traffic. Bunch up man you friggin idiot you're making the queue longer than it needs to be. Was stopped at the lights by Rectory bank in Boldon yesterday. Half way up the bank but the Audi behind me decided to sit down the bottom of the bank at the roundabout. Then the next lights he did the same leaving an eight car gap. Bell.

If you ever watched them emptying the bins they used to tip the black caddy content in to the top of the blue bin before putting it on the wagon. So it was pointless.
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People who cut in front of you and steal the space you're moving into.

I was leaving Prince Bishops car park. The traffic was waiting for the lights but there was space on the roundabout for me to move out of the car park into the queue. As I pulled out, the car coming down didn't give way at the roundabout as he should have done, so I ended up stopped half way across the roundabout facing the side of his car. He had the audacity to shake his head at me, so I gave him a wanker hand gesture which he wasn't expecting 😂
 
humbug said:
how do you carry all these things you want folk to have ready? are you an octopus?
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Haway man. Even if he was an Octopus, he's hardly be sucker enough to admit it.
I find it irritating when people say "no-one is above the law"
. It's total BS. Maybe not trivial, but annoying none the less.
Plenty of people above the law.
People with diplomatic immunity
Plea bargaining. Get some milder punishment for co-operation.
Trump is above the law. He may eventually get punished, but is that saying "justice delayed, is justice denied" true ? He's been a known crim for decades.
Jimmy Savile. Known by Thatcher to be a Poedo and protected.
Cyril Smith.
Cliff Richard. How was he not prosecuted for the stuff he turned out.
 
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Paddy O'Dors said:
People who leave their shopping trolley in the car park instead of taking it back to the trolley bay.
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Extermination? I'm in. I took the cars next to me back the other week as he'd left it in the road not even on the path. Called him a selfish wanker as I did so, he's a selfish wanker like so he didn't care
 
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