Exile in Ayr
Midfield
Just come back from Crook market and the 6 bananas which were purchased from the fruit and veg stall have not been put in the bag with potatoes, beetroot, grapefruit and sprouts but we have been charged. £6.85 but no bananas.
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Really minor annoyances
- Thread starter chunkyshanhawk53
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BiG
Winger
I was too busy peeving to spellcheck. Which I’m really perved about.
pavarotti1980
Striker
My neighbour chucking all his rubbish in mine and other neighbours bins on collection day as his is too full. Normal bin day not recycling. Discovered a load of have empty pet cans and pouches chucked in (not even in a bag) and leaking their stinking liquid everywhere. Am I being unreasonable getting annoyed by it?
I think a windmilling is in order.
pavarotti1980
Striker
To be fair this kid has a mullet so that in itself requires windmilling
monkeytassle
Striker
When some randomer sits in your seat on the train that you always sit in.
Uncle Junior
Full Back
The bin liner is always slightly too small for the bin
When you get a voicemail and you have to listen to the number being read out by an automated voice before you can hear the message.
Harbour Boy
Winger
Lidl. Just been to roker there. Queue up behind a lass with a trolley full, no problem. Get to the front and she's complaining for a refund off her last shop. No problem. Lad opens till 4 and everyone behind me is in front of me.
Just left my stuff and fucked off, baffling
Just left my stuff and fucked off, baffling
The Ram
Central Defender
That does my tits in, common courtesy is a rare nowadays.
League Wan
Winger
And the parents that just let them do it. I mean it's natural for bairns to not stay still but if your kid is kicking the seat in front, at least have a word
Queues in pubs nowadays, absolute muppets single file for 4 tills is ridiculous.
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Hawkings Boots
Striker
That's the worst bit - your kid is obviously kicking a seat someone is sitting in but you just leave them to it and if you ask them to give it a rest, you're the arsehole
Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan
Striker
Is it after the bin has been put in it's pick up place?
BiG
Winger
When someone sits in your reserved seat on the packed train from London to York and refuses to move because that was the seat that was reserved by them on the previous days train from York to London despite it being a totally different train on a different day and time and travelling in the opposite direction.
SHEEPSKINBOOTS
Midfield
The crap plastic that rice is sometimes packed in.
No matter how careful it just tears or splits when you try to tip it into another container.
No matter how careful it just tears or splits when you try to tip it into another container.
pavarotti1980
Striker
Yep. The bin now smells of tuna cat food juice
Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan
Striker
i had a similar issue for a short period. Had to resort to drilling holes and putting a padlock on as it was happening when the bin was in it's normal place. The bin was open to abuse when it was put out but thankfully the bin lorry used to come at 8 in the morning. Thankfully the culprit moved away.
pavarotti1980
Striker
I wish this bellend would move. For the 3rd week in a row his washing (same clothes) has been on the line since Saturday. Tramp. Sets off my security light as well
