Really minor annoyances

[Cockney Mackem]

Bars should have a cocktail queue. For dickheads.

You've basically written the sign for them

 

[Becs]

Large leaflets folded up in tablet boxes. I get through two boxes a month of one medication, a box of something else, plus painkillers as and when I need them. I end up chucking all the leaflets in the recycling without looking at them as it's meds I've been on for a long time. They'd save loads of paper if they put a QR code on the box for people who want to read the leaflet or they could ask the pharmacist to print it out.

 

[marsey]

When stapling a landscape document to a portrait document, how the fuck do you align them and where do you staple?

 

[PrisonBroken]

When stapling a landscape document to a portrait document, how the fuck do you align them and where do you staple?

You staple the document to your head so everyone knows you are a lemon not to be messed with, obviously

 

[monkeytassle]

Large leaflets folded up in tablet boxes. I get through two boxes a month of one medication, a box of something else, plus painkillers as and when I need them. I end up chucking all the leaflets in the recycling without looking at them as it's meds I've been on for a long time. They'd save loads of paper if they put a QR code on the box for people who want to read the leaflet or they could ask the pharmacist to print it out.

You'd still open it the bastard wrong end.

 

[HoxtonMackem]

Cookies permissions popping up on websites. F*** off man.

 

[monkeytassle]

Cookies permissions popping up on websites. F*** off man.

No that's major.

Minor is a broken trolley wheel. Stop veering right you little metal bastard.

 

[MackemBob]

I may have to revise my opinion of what may have caused the cracked window after the glazier came out to measure up for an estimate. He is almost certain a dopey pigeon collided with the window and flew away with a headache.

 

[Roadhouse]

When you leave the house and another family member thinks it's hilarious to go on the ring doorbell.

 

[monkeytassle]

New one for the floor. Why make shower gel that is too liquid. Half goes down the plughole when. You put it in your hand. The other half before it makes it to your skin.

Also who thought screw top toothpaste was a good idea.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

This is probably not minor, but charities approaching you in the street

I give to charity (I find it a failure of the state, but that’s another rant), what sort of right do you have to approach me and then patronise me with a slightly sad smile when I tell you I’m busy?

 

[monkeytassle]

This is probably not minor, but charities approaching you in the street

I give to charity (I find it a failure of the state, but that’s another rant), what sort of right do you have to approach me and then patronise me with a slightly sad smile when I tell you I’m busy?

"your hair looks great today, do you have a second to speak about insert charity" outside of cannon Street station. No mate. I planned my exit of work to coincide with the train that I'm on my way to get.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

"your hair looks great today, do you have a second to speak about insert charity" outside of cannon Street station. No mate. I planned my exit of work to coincide with the train that I'm on my way to get.

I know they’re just doing a job, but it does not encourage me to give to that charity. It probably puts me off

 

[Harry Gates]

A 3 Mormon pincer movement cornered me in the street on Friday.

"What do you think of our lord and saviour jesus christ?"

I was too polite to tell them.

 

[Select coaches]

I know they’re just doing a job, but it does not encourage me to give to that charity. It probably puts me off

Charity advertising does it for me, any minor channel on sky is full of them. If I give to charity I want it to be spent on doing good not advertising.

While I’m on about them, there are too many, each one spending money on staff, it, accounts etc. There are 185,000 charities in the U.K., if we had 1 cancer charity, 1 kids charity etc I’m sure we could do more good.

 

[shadowplay]

People with a blinkered view of food.

"I don't like seafood", but haven't tried it.

How can you say you don't like ALL seafood from seaweed, to Hákarl, to prawns to tuna if you haven't even tasted it? It's so varied.

Same with vegetables.

I have a weird automatic dislike for people who say they don't like vegetables. It just sounds immature.

 

[Becs]

New one for the floor. Why make shower gel that is too liquid. Half goes down the plughole when. You put it in your hand. The other half before it makes it to your skin.

Bayliss and Harding. You get a posh looking gift set at Christmas that looks similar to Molton Brown, but when you open it, it's cheap liquidy shite

This is probably not minor, but charities approaching you in the street

I give to charity (I find it a failure of the state, but that’s another rant), what sort of right do you have to approach me and then patronise me with a slightly sad smile when I tell you I’m busy?

Or when they say things like "don't you want to help disabled children?" when you say no thanks.

Or knock on the door and claim everyone in your street has signed up apart from you.

It puts me off the charity too.

 

[S.S.R..]

This is probably not minor, but charities approaching you in the street

I give to charity (I find it a failure of the state, but that’s another rant), what sort of right do you have to approach me and then patronise me with a slightly sad smile when I tell you I’m busy?

Normally by some young person who's never had a proper job or contributed anything of note to society, imploring me - someone who's worked and paid tax for the best part of thirty years - to do MY bit. Bite me, foetus.

 

[Matnab]

People leaving bits of bog roll strewn around the floor in public toilets and wazz on the toilet seat. It's endemic. Wtf is wrong with people?

 

[Roadhouse]

Websites that ask for your email address, then loads a new page up for you to put your password in. Just a waste of time. Do them both on the first page.