Alexandre Mendy (transfer rumour)

[Murray72]

What's Lexy having for his bait in the Thai resto at the Ramside?

Sweet and Sour Uddon Noodles and Chicken Satay Sauce

 

[pRICK]

When does the transfer window slam shut?

For once I'd like it be closed gently. Only savages slam windows shut

 

[Rambo Pumpkins]

For once I'd like it be closed gently. Only savages slam windows shut

Who the hell comes in though a window anyway? We want someone who comes through the door. You know who comes in through windows? Burglars. People like Jack Roswell, who stole a living.

I had to edit that. It read who comes in windows. I would have had to put ched Evans.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Who the hell comes in though a window anyway? We want someone who comes through the door. You know who comes in through windows? Burglars. People like Jack Roswell, who stole a living.

I had to edit that. It read who comes in windows. I would have had to put ched Evans.

Danny Graham parking his car

 

[HawayHoustonTX]

When most of us will be pissed. Be some bans handed out on here if we don't sign anybody

I’m not allowing myself to be left out on that train. 6 hours behind or not, I intend to be halfway through a 12 pack on the golf course when it closes.

 

[Geppetto]

Does Sunderland legend Wee Phillie still get on here? If so, I hope you're fully prepped ahead of Friday as it's a big night for you pal. Our fan base is relying on you to get the scoops and report back live, there's nothing more entertaining imo.

 

[snarlz II]

Does Sunderland legend Wee Phillie still get on here? If so, I hope you're fully prepped ahead of Friday as it's a big night for you pal. Our fan base is relying on you to get the scoops and report back live, there's nothing more entertaining imo.

He’s at work Friday night.

 

[mikem]

Who the hell comes in though a window anyway? We want someone who comes through the door. You know who comes in through windows? Burglars. People like Jack Roswell, who stole a living.

I had to edit that. It read who comes in windows. I would have had to put ched Evans.

Transfer door, then. Or gate. But most likely Portal, if Sky are still hyping things.

 

[Rambo Pumpkins]

Transfer door, then. Or gate. But most likely Portal, if Sky are still hyping things.

I think you'll find it's called the transferotron 5000

 

[Vore]

Sweet and Sour Uddon Noodles and Chicken Satay Sauce

A very disturbing interpretation of Thai cuisine, this

 

[Murray72]

Just delivered his chopsticks

 

[Sleepy]

Ohhhhh Alex Mendy's magic, he wears a magic hat,
when signed for sunlun' he said I fancy that,
M'bappe tried to keep him but Mendy said you're shite,
I want to play for sunlun' in the mighty red and white
OHHHHHHHHHH

Love this! Maybe a slight tweak?!

Ohhhhh Alex Mendy's magic, he wears a magic hat,
when sunlun' showed an interest, he said I fancy that,
M'bappe tried to keep him but Mendy said you're shite,
I want to play for sunlun' in the mighty red and white
OHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Disco_Pants93]

Love this! Maybe a slight tweak?!

I’d go with either!

 

[Sleepy]

I’d go with either!

Top class effort mind, it should catch on!!

 

[Disco_Pants93]

Top class effort mind, it should catch on!!

Hope so mate!! Will have to try and get it banded about twitter

 

[ftm1971]

Does Sunderland legend Wee Phillie still get on here? If so, I hope you're fully prepped ahead of Friday as it's a big night for you pal. Our fan base is relying on you to get the scoops and report back live, there's nothing more entertaining imo.

Defoe night still one of the best ever on here, was fkin creased at times

 

[Football Dinosaur]

Someone has to be drunk enough to think it’s a good idea to go and stake out the Academy. Volunteers?

Wee Phillie will do it for us on Friday.

 

[Deleted member 52509]

Does Sunderland legend Wee Phillie still get on here? If so, I hope you're fully prepped ahead of Friday as it's a big night for you pal. Our fan base is relying on you to get the scoops and report back live, there's nothing more entertaining imo.

He’s on holiday I believe

 

[Geppetto]

He’s on holiday I believe

In Caen?

 

[johnny kayo]

In Caen?

Crimdon