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Alexandre Mendy (transfer rumour)


Going to make my big attempt at being ITK. We sign Mendy and the other one. Both are paraded around the SoL on Saturday. Mendy trips over Scott Parkers new outfit (A beautiful £2000 wedding dress that is showing just enough cleave for it to be tasteful) in a desperate attempt to save himself he reaches out and grabs the nearest person to him at the time. It's Ian Harte! Mendy grabs Ian by the shorts and hits the floor. Ian looks down to realise he's just been kegged in front of the whole ground and runs out back into the ditch he lives in, crying his eyes out.
 
Going to make my big attempt at being ITK. We sign Mendy and the other one. Both are paraded around the SoL on Saturday. Mendy trips over Scott Parkers new outfit (A beautiful £2000 wedding dress that is showing just enough cleave for it to be tasteful) in a desperate attempt to save himself he reaches out and grabs the nearest person to him at the time. It's Ian Harte! Mendy grabs Ian by the shorts and hits the floor. Ian looks down to realise he's just been kegged in front of the whole ground and runs out back into the ditch he lives in, crying his eyes out.
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Going to make my big attempt at being ITK. We sign Mendy and the other one. Both are paraded around the SoL on Saturday. Mendy trips over Scott Parkers new outfit (A beautiful £2000 wedding dress that is showing just enough cleave for it to be tasteful) in a desperate attempt to save himself he reaches out and grabs the nearest person to him at the time. It's Ian Harte! Mendy grabs Ian by the shorts and hits the floor. Ian looks down to realise he's just been kegged in front of the whole ground and runs out back into the ditch he lives in, crying his eyes out.
The last thing we need is Mendy getting done for SA before he's kicked a ball for us, hope you're wrong
 
Going to make my big attempt at being ITK. We sign Mendy and the other one. Both are paraded around the SoL on Saturday. Mendy trips over Scott Parkers new outfit (A beautiful £2000 wedding dress that is showing just enough cleave for it to be tasteful) in a desperate attempt to save himself he reaches out and grabs the nearest person to him at the time. It's Ian Harte! Mendy grabs Ian by the shorts and hits the floor. Ian looks down to realise he's just been kegged in front of the whole ground and runs out back into the ditch he lives in, crying his eyes out.

WWE level storyline 🤣
 
Going to make my big attempt at being ITK. We sign Mendy and the other one. Both are paraded around the SoL on Saturday. Mendy trips over Scott Parkers new outfit (A beautiful £2000 wedding dress that is showing just enough cleave for it to be tasteful) in a desperate attempt to save himself he reaches out and grabs the nearest person to him at the time. It's Ian Harte! Mendy grabs Ian by the shorts and hits the floor. Ian looks down to realise he's just been kegged in front of the whole ground and runs out back into the ditch he lives in, crying his eyes out.
My thinking too.
 
We've had numerous transfer sagas on here over the years no doubt, this must be in the top three. Shame if we don't sign him after the amount of time we've invested in this thread :lol:
 
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