Will Still?? You ITK mate?Will still work when we want him sacked!![]()
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Will Still?? You ITK mate?Will still work when we want him sacked!![]()
His name's Will Still, (Rumour) and you need to let him goWill still work when we want him sacked!![]()
Bugger me, I mean, Jewels Remain Still Cleaming is the yardstick by which we measure lyrical genius on here, but ‘though we ate all the pies, we’re still not satisified’ is the work of a veritable master!I think a bit of creativity and imagination is called for on these ‘songs for the latest manager or player signing’ threads
I’ll try and improve the quality.
So
(To the tune of ‘I Want To Break Free’ by Queen)
It’s Regis Le Bris
Oh Regis Le Bris
Though we ate all the pies
We’re still not satisfied,
Cos we nee-eed you
Yes it’s Regis Le Bris
God knows
God knows It’s Regis Le Bris.
Middle 8 (for those who appreciate such things):
It's strange but it's true
I’m not certain that you play a 4-4-2
But I have to be sure
When you walk through that door
Oh, yes it’s Regis Le Bris
God knows
God knows It’s Regis Le Bris.
(Repeat until bored, or the sudden realisation that football songs are silly, kicks in)
Ffs we’ve got weeks of shit threads like this
I'm ashamed that I knew the song straight away hahaIf we call him Reg there is potential to implement a Bewitched classic.
Why have we signed him,To the tune of Let it Be:
When I find myself in times of trouble Kristjaan Speakman gives to me
Another random Frenchman
Regis le Bris
His xG’s not amazing
And he can’t abide a 4-3-3
Another random Frenchman
Regis le Bris
Regis le Bris
Regis le Bris
Regis le Bris
Regis le Bris
Take us to the Premier
Regis le Bris
"RLB's red and white army " scans okayOne issue we have is that ‘Regis Le Bris red and white army’ doesn’t really fit. Kind of fits if you sing it really fast, but our fans are hopeless chanting things at the right speed. I’m concerned.