Pnematic1
Central Defender
Doctor - “ I have good news and bad news Mr Jones”Mc Cartney stumped up and bought her a plane for xmas
Patient “ what’s the bad news?”
Doctor “ we’ve had to amputate both your legs below the knee “
Patient “ oh no ! That’s terrible - what’s the good news”
Doctor “ the bloke in the next bed wants to buy your slippers…..”