TikaTakaTico
Midfield
It's a absoloutely awful. Everything about it.
But should be
Jobe B., Jobe B. Etc.
Once again he takes it past his man
Jobe B. Jobe B. Etc.
Then Jewi will pirouette just because he can.
Still awful, but an improvement.
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Jobe song (Jolene)
- Thread starter davieftm
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But should be
Jobe B., Jobe B. Etc.
Once again he takes it past his man
Jobe B. Jobe B. Etc.
Then Jewi will pirouette just because he can.
Still awful, but an improvement.
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't make my scran
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I’m not keen on lobster on a naan
luvulongtime
Striker
i just can't stop singing this
Get Into Em
Striker
Midday on a Wednesday and OP is posting this. 
Flavonoids
Striker
It's a bit harsh insulting your target audience, can you set something to Bobbie Gentry's Ode to Billie Joe? It's a good tune and I think you have the words we need.
Whilst new songs are great I think that's a long way from being classed as a song mate
Big Jeff
Striker
You don’t want him to take your man!
Do you not want him to “get the ball and score a goal” or something
knumbskull
Striker
Not sure what I find funnier, the ‘what yous rekon?’ Or the ‘bump’New Ross Stewart song
To the tune of It’s Friday then it’s Saturday Sunday what When he’s not scored we can sing He’s gonna score Ross Stewart’s Gonna score He’s gonna score Ross Stewart’s Gonna score He’s gonna score Ross Stewart’s Gonna score He’s gonna score Ross Stewart’s Gonna score When he scores He’s...www.readytogo.net
Preferred Davie's debut single
BALDINI
Goalkeeper
I do love your optimism though, both with the song and with the "90%" that "don't like it."
dangermows
Striker
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I think it’s a canny effort. Just try and work on it a bit.
To start, pick a player that has a name that sounds like Jolene, then for the next lines put something football related rather than Jobe stealing your fella.
Kev75
Midfield
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T
Teed
Guest
Davieftm must have been injecting Harpic into his veins...
BarnesPark
Midfield
With apologies to Spandau Ballet
Thank you for coming here
Sorry that the chairs are all pink
Donald swore he'd fixed them I think
These are your Sunderland days
Slowly getting better each day
Playing for Tony Mowbray
And we're proud of you, we're proud of you
nothing left to make us feel small
Bellingham's the first to every ball
Jobe!
etc. etc.
Thank you for coming here
Sorry that the chairs are all pink
Donald swore he'd fixed them I think
These are your Sunderland days
Slowly getting better each day
Playing for Tony Mowbray
And we're proud of you, we're proud of you
nothing left to make us feel small
Bellingham's the first to every ball
Jobe!
etc. etc.
