ODI World Cup

[mackem1989]

They’ve all got old and shit at exactly the same time

Or couldn’t give a fuck more like

 

[Nasser Butt-Head]

Fuel up the plane and just send this lot home now.
They have been a joy for years….but the holes in the hull are obvious now.

Questions need to be asked about whether certain players have reached a cul de sac in their one day careers.

More akin to diving off a cliff onto razor rocks for me.

 

[SAFC11]

I understand the heart ruled with stokes recall, but it was ridiculous. He had retired and other players where atleast playing th format. His knee is fucked and struggles to move. Was injured before the cup and still we persisted

 

[FatDrummer]

“The stadium will turn blue”

What….you mean bluer than it always is when India play?

 

[scotch]

Nice little recovery here from these two, 3 runs and 2 overs without a wicket

 

[hank evans]

Nice little recovery here from these two, 3 runs and 2 overs without a wicket

Bunkering down,going to show us wankers at home

 

[mackembhoy]

Captain hindsight, but maybe Stokes should have been sent home when he injured his hip and Roy, Duckett or Jacks called up

I said it was the right call but hoped we'd not regret it when he isn't fit for the India series(by that I mean him being able to bowl) as him not being able to bowl completely fucks the balance of the side.

As it did in Ashes and has in this World Cup. No way Willey bats 7 against Sri Lanka if he can bowl.

I also can't see how he gets fit for Jan.

 

[scotch]

Malan aside, the entire top 7 is out of form

 

[Rip Van Fish]

We’ll be alright. Ali has a fantastic temperament. There again, I am insane.

Averages about 7 chasing for England in white ball

 

[mackem1989]

I look forward to the adverts now it’s the highlight.

 

[hank evans]

I said it was the right call but hoped we'd not regret it when he isn't fit for the India series(by that I mean him being able to bowl) as him not being able to bowl completely fucks the balance of the side.

As it did in Ashes and has in this World Cup. No way Willey bats 7 against Sri Lanka if he can bowl.

I also can't see how he gets fit for Jan.

I think hell bat 3 in India. It’s the only way if he’s not bowling.

I think we can almost play the bulk of test sides batters in ODIs
Duckett
Crawley
Malan
Brook
Pope
Buttler

Stokes,root and bairstow need to pack this form up

 

[mackembhoy]

I hope they're all out for 50, there is not enough humiliation that they don't deserve.

If the ICC hadn't announced today that top 7 gets into Champions trophy(nice of them to do that the wankers) then I'd agree.

But the next lot that will play ODI cricket don't deserve missing out cos of these useless fucks.

 

[Dexter]

Malan aside, the entire top 7 is out of form

He’s been shit as well to be fair apart from spanking an abysmal Bangladesh side around the park.

Kuldeep on. How many balls before Moeen hits one straight to long on?

 

[scotch]

I think hell bat 3 in India. It’s the only way if he’s not bowling.

I think we can almost play the bulk of test sides batters in ODIs
Duckett
Crawley
Malan
Brook
Pope
Buttler

Stokes,root and bairstow need to pack this form up

Id have pope nowhere near, malan id move on from if the thinking is the next global tournament we are in

 

[Boo]

Another big moment. Kuldeep.
I think Atherton’s wider analysis is spot on.

 

[scotch]

He’s been shit as well to be fair apart from spanking an abysmal Bangladesh side around the park.

Kuldeep on. How many balls before Moeen hits one straight to long on?

Hes looked in nick, silly feather against Sri Lanka, got out when set against Afghanistan, drag on today.

 

[Silly Point]

Top 7? What's that all about? Nice round number.

Fuck sake what's going on with the f***ing quoting man

 

[hank evans]

Id have pope nowhere near, malan id move on from if the thinking is the next global tournament we are in

I wouldn’t pick pope for any format as he’s not good. But his style wouldn’t have been any worse than this lot and im picking from the lot I know they will pick from.
Crawleys style would score runs in this format too.

But it’s almost certain 7 of this lot will play the next odi games

 

[scotch]

On another topic, whos silly idea was it to hand out the multiyear contracts during a tournament, then giving Ali a 2 year deal when id be moving on from him after next years t20

 

[Silly Point]

If the ICC hadn't announced today that top 7 gets into Champions trophy(nice of them to do that the wankers) then I'd agree.

But the next lot that will play ODI cricket don't deserve missing out cos of these useless fucks.