CC : Derbyshire vs Durham

[Giraffa]

Been out for a while. Carse getting big runs again. Could be in contention for England.

He was supposed to be in the Ashes squad until his injury. He’s lined up for big things with England, definitely going to the Caribbean in the winter for the one day stuff but red ball is in sight.

Couldn't believe me ears.

If you think Marty's crack is boring did you hear Mr Access Database?

Briefly until he got the mute treatment too.

 

[Aidan11]

Sussex currently 19 runs behind Yorkshire with only 5 wickets left.

With Durham certain of at least a draw now we should extend our lead after this round of matches.

 

[smoker]

Just noticed Carse is still down as a 'Bowler' on Cricinfo. With a first class batting average of 31 and bowling average of 30 he must at least qualify as a bowling all-rounder?

Right arm Fast
PLAYING ROLE
Bowler

 

[Ghfd]

Great effort to get a 132 lead

What’s the weather forecast down there ?

 

[brandon]

Great effort to get a 132 lead

What’s the weather forecast down there ?

Fine for today, shite tomorrow.

 

[Ghfd]

Fine for today, shite tomorrow.

Bugger

 

[Giraffa]

Great effort to get a 132 lead

What’s the weather forecast down there ?

A wash out.

 

[Ghfd]

A wash out.

Bugger x 2

 

[Twisted]

it's got canny boring on here with everyone just talking about this cricket match zzzzz

 

[Giraffa]

it's got canny boring on here with everyone just talking about this cricket match zzzzz

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Here’s some nudes as promised

 

[The Red Telephone]

it's got canny boring on here with everyone just talking about this cricket match zzzzz

Favourite school meals next?

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Here’s some nudes as promised

Oooh er missus!!

 

[Twisted]

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Here’s some nudes as promised

get ya bins out
get ya bins out
get ya bins out for marty
get ya bins out for marteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Favourite school meals next?

Oooh er missus!!

when i was at the johnson the best days was chinese ribs day and now that i know what ribs are i've nee fucknig clue what they served us cuz they sure as hell weren't ribs!

tbh most of the rest of the time it was a pack of tabs at the johnson

going further back....i don't really remember the main meals as much as the cornflake cakes, ginger sponges and all that sort

 

[The Red Telephone]

going further back....i don't really remember the main meals as much as the cornflake cakes, ginger sponges and all that sort

That sounds like my menu - not like the fancy stuff served up at that posh Sunderland school.

 

[Aidan11]

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Here’s some nudes as promised

Phwoar what a lovely looking pair.

 

[Twisted]

Phwoar what a lovely looking pair.

fancy aren't they? mine are proper clapped out by comparison, green one missing a lid, recycling one fairly new as got nicked not long back and had the paper bit pinched again already. house number written on it in tipex

 

[brandon]

Favourite school meals next?

Cornflake cake with custard for dessert tonight after me tea

 

[Twisted]

Cornflake cake with custard for dessert tonight after me tea

cold cake and hot custard or hot cake and cold custard?

 

[The Red Telephone]

Cornflake cake with custard for dessert tonight after me tea

I had bananas and custard for sweet at dinner time.

At school it had to be Ginger cake and white sauce.

 

[brandon]

cold cake and hot custard or hot cake and cold custard?

Both hot.

 

[GordonMuchallNo1Fan]

Satisfying day all round for Durham with tomorrow's forecast taken into consideration