Who is the most stereotypically looking player representing their nation...

[Jack Blue]

The Polish manager could not be anymore Polish.

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Except we was born in Belarus

 

[MackneyHackem]

Rice - England.

Can't explain it, he just looks Ike a little weasel.

He looks like a scouser. Which makes perfect sense considering he’s part Irish.

 

[vinegar hill]

Rice - England.

Can't explain it, he just looks Ike a little weasel.

Oh fuckin right

 

[stan the man]

One of the typical current Australian players.....

Garang Mawien Kuol was born in Egypt to South Sudanese parents.His family had fled Sudan, staying in Egypt for a year, before they moved to Australia as refugees.

 

[Super Ted]

Nico Williams (Welsh) - Skinny, pale, looks a bit ill, looks like he’d moan about everything, bitter, no talent

The no talented, International footballer, who also plays in the Premier League at 21 must be fuming JL1985 has lambasted him on a mesageboard.

....and it's Neco.

 

[JL1985]

The no talented, International footballer, who also plays in the Premier League at 21 must be fuming JL1985 has lambasted him on a mesageboard.

....and it's Neco.

Could be Kneeko for all I care.

 

[dcl0sc]

Peter Beardsley - Outer Mongolia.

 

[woodlebert]

Except we was born in Belarus

Naughty

 

[Zweiguys]

I just got up. Anyone get banned yet?

 

[rubberface]

I'll start with...

Poland - Kamil Glik

Scotland- Gordon Strachan

Rice - England.

Can't explain it, he just looks Ike a little weasel.

Wish he'd get his hair cut..irritates the fuck out of me

The no talented, International footballer, who also plays in the Premier League at 21 must be fuming JL1985 has lambasted him on a mesageboard.

....and it's Neco.

Nico.

 

[Cox Green Fc]

Dani Olmo - Spain
....

 

[Super Ted]

Scotland- Gordon Strachan

Wish he'd get his hair cut..irritates the fuck out of me

Nico.

Neco.

 

[Charmless Man]

The most English is Harry Maguire.

Always thought Oliver Kahn was the most Germam looking bloke on Earth, Neuer is a decent replacement. Straight out of central casting for Nazis.

Much like Thorben Hoffman.

 

[rubberface]

Neco.

Yep. Just testing

 

[Charmless Man]

Andrew Robertson - Albanian.

 

[Norma Stitz]

Scotland- Gordon Strachan

Wish he'd get his hair cut..irritates the fuck out of me

Nico.

I see your Strachan and raise you Joe Jordan (without his teeth). Plenty like him in Glasgow at the weekend

 

[Wayne The Punk]

Phil Foden - England

This is the one, looks like some of the people I had to deal with in prison

 

[Zweiguys]

Pickford looks very English to me.

 

[Lankester Merrin]

Mitrović (Serbia).

My GF is part Serbian and she claims that he is not typically Serbian as his head isn't square enough

 

[Visiting owl]

Trippier - looks like he goes on the piss in Magaluf.

Trippier looks like he should be in a boyband.