Christmas compendium ... November 22

[Walter H. White]

Haven't put mine up the last couple of years and not putting it up this year either. Worth it not to have the hassle of taking it down a few weeks later.

Scrooge

 

[KeefBeer]

November !!

 

[chriswallace85]

The first time you hear Michael Buble’s f***ing voice sends shivers down my spine, heard him in the background on some TV advert this morning!

…there’s something about his voice I can’t stand, especially when butchering the classics.

Our lass won't accept it, but he's fuckin' awful. Sounds like he's deaf with that awful clipped tone.

Nee offence to deaf people.

 

[S.S.R..]

Can spend time with friends and loved ones any time of the year; it's just a two-month consoomer wankathon for the shallow and economically illiterate, resulting in entitled brats, dumb people mired in debt and more plastic shit for the landfill.

 

[Tex]

Our lass won't accept it, but he's fuckin' awful. Sounds like he's deaf with that awful clipped tone.

Nee offence to deaf people.

You’re spot on this time like. Someone years ago on here asked how come he’s so rich when he just talks his way through songs.
And the nauseating way he ‘sings’ “Have a holl-eh joll-eh Christmas”

 

[nyron4england]

everything.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

The whole repetitive nature of it.

 

[SAFC_Marc]

people who post photos of the presents under the xmas tree on social media for basically "look at me" reasons. It's not a competition.

This, the absolute worst.

Usually with the comment "Eeeeeeee he's been"

Congratulations, you'll probably maxed out your credit card for some facebook likes.

 

[League Wan]

More of a new year thing but people saying 'all the best mate', does my tits in.

 

[Charmless Man]

People being miserable about Christmas because they think it’s cool to pretend you hate something that’s generally quite nice.

 

[HerdnMulhall]

The false bon-homie, the dreadful over-commercialisation,that panic on Christmas Eve as folks fight over the last remaining bag of satsumas in the fruit and veg aisle, the over packaging of horrible Chinese plastic shite, the over-consumption when there's homeless on the streets most of the rest of the year, Christmas songs in the shops (I'm sure someone has invented an algorithm of tunes which promotes panic-buying) er, um, but otherwise it's my very favourite time of the year.

 

[Jack Ford]

Women sending cards to someone just because they've received one from said person

 

[wigwams]

Fairy tale of New York.

 

[The Albanian]

The only thing I can think of is the dark mornings and nights, other than that it’s class. Only miserable folk hate Christmas.

Pretty much this.

Christmas is class. Can’t pick a single fault with it

 

[MackneyHackem]

Literally everything apart from the chance to see some family.

Can’t stand it.

Pretty much this.

Christmas is class. Can’t pick a single fault with it

Christmas is only good when you’re adult if your life is shit the other 364 days of the year.

 

[TreborTribble]

All of it, absolutely everything. Never even liked it as a kid.

 

[Charmless Man]

Literally everything apart from the chance to see some family.

Can’t stand it.


Christmas is only good when you’re adult if your life is shit the other 364 days of the year.

Prime example right here.

 

[PeteFTM]

Parents who take pictures of the presents under their tree to post on social media

 

[Tex]

Fairy tale of New York.

No, no, you can’t say this. This is the only thing that the “I hate Christmas” hipsters can hang onto as it’s not an explicit Christmas song and instead of being sung by a bunch of smug crooners in bad jumpers it’s by a band of filthy plastic paddy scratters in overcoats from the second hand shop.

 

[herra soul mob]

This, the absolute worst.

Usually with the comment "Eeeeeeee he's been"

Congratulations, you'll probably maxed out your credit card for some facebook likes.

and you're going to freeze to death, but hey, you had a good xmas