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Put a flat earthier into space
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The Snockerty Friddle
Winger
The unhindered demagnification of a straight line in terms of what you're offering back to the feeble unaided eye. One thing it most definitely not is a spinning globe.
DaveH
Striker
Have you made a corner? Did you invent it or just appeal to authority? Have you got a photo?
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Clearly CGI
Let's have a poll.
Anyone who has found anything of nukeys to have any substance shout up.
It's a no from me.
Yet
Until you provide some, like details of an experiment or your new map
Nukey is the opposite of Davey Corner because he's actual got rid of the (spinning) ball
DaveH
Striker
What use is a poll? Just because there are millions (if not billions) on the side of reality, it doesn't mean they are right. What if 17.4 million people voted for something stupid, would that naturally mean it would just work and was not a bad idea? Of course not.
There is only one person in the history of humanity who knows the real truth and we can consider ourselves lucky to have engaged with him. (In the eyes of one person only)
Also @nukey you say the earth is like a lemon squeezer raised in the centre.
In your world any sort of water unhindered in a container would show to be very slightly deeper at one side to the other depending on where you were on lemon squeezer world.
So one of these must be false, either there is no gradient as such or water being flat and level isn't a true test.
In your world any sort of water unhindered in a container would show to be very slightly deeper at one side to the other depending on where you were on lemon squeezer world.
So one of these must be false, either there is no gradient as such or water being flat and level isn't a true test.
Married to a mackem
Goalkeeper
Like a throw-in but you kick it instead.
SYB_DC
Striker
What is kick? Is it like offering a non-oblate spheroid to the forward-directed face of a manufactured metatarsal enclosure?
Because that's impossible and you know it.
There's no such thing as kicking remember.
Push doesn't exist. Kicking is a form push. Only pull exists.
Pink Panther
Striker
I knew something wasn't right about Agadoo.
payne
Striker
Kick definitely proves the earth is not spinning.
In other new Newcastle Lad was right, they are sending rockets into the drink
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Bugger the whole thing will come crumbling down now.
Globe manufacturers will be shutting up shop from tomorrow
SYB_DC
Striker
Good lord me! Can you imagine if they'd successfully offered that payload to its theoretical vertical horizon? It would have cracked the dome!
Wait, what's on the other side of the dome? Elephants? Turtles?
fyl2u
Striker
More cells.
payne
Striker
it's impossible to load a vehicle with enough fuel to reach the dome. That's what the sage told us.
wish they would stop wasting all this money putting rockets in the drink. it could be used to help Liz Truss balance the budget many times over
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Yet we can fly 10000 miles between countries ha ha.
His replies get more ridiculous by the week.
However I shall humbly apologise to him if his new 2d map works.
payne
Striker
The dome is really high. Also, when planes enter the vortex, they are slowed down and either the dials are manipulated, or the pilot lies about the actual speed, therefore the distances travelled are much less than put in fake maps.
DPTT
Striker
I wonder if there are signs in the sky telling pilots to avoid the central projector
SYB_DC
Striker
That's because to offer anything to the dome you would need to overcome, um, air resistance that is totally different than the air resistance that you need to overcome to offer an aeronautical winged vehicle to Australia (which he does not deny exists) or New Zealand (unknown; wasn't on the map).
Or the dome is like 20,000 miles high. If it's pointed out to him that nonstop airborne circumnavigations of more than 20,000 miles have been done, he will change the number to 100,000 miles.
Also, offer offer offerrrrrr.
