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Well I think we should invent some sort of device to put round our fans throats and if it doesn't detect you singing for 5 minutes you get an electric shock. 3 shocks and you lose all your black cats points. 3 more shocks and the voltage is cranked to a lethal level.
Change it to detecting singing about Shearer's masturbatory habits, proving you hate the skunks by standing, and buying a flute. Then take it on The Dragons Den.
 
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