Things for scruffs

[Chubbs]

Electric scooters (not the mobility ones but depends who's driving them tbf)

 

[Dennis]

Words like "love" and "home" on kitchen or living room wall

And a live laugh love

 

[monkeytassle]

And a live laugh love

Yup that sort of shite

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

People who post some inane shite on Facebook and end with “Rant over” or “End off/of”

Equally those who start with....'Is it just me but.....' and then inevitably descends into something against immigrants.

 

[Startrite]

House number painted on the front of your house.

Horse head statue on your gateposts. A good example, I cycle past in Walker has the horseheads on the gateposts and fake columns at the front door that look like they are made of cardboard

 

[Deleted member 45676]

Same as people looking for advise.

‘I just need a name’ alreet calm down Thomas Shelby

 

[Georgewhitt]

Fake Balenciaga trainers.
Tracksuits with printed designer names, usually fake.

Fosters.

Home bars with shit beers, usually fosters.

Home bars ffs.

 

[KarenDent]

Aromas of a digestive biscuit.

Aroma of Heinz vegetable soup

 

[Georgewhitt]

Owning a Staffie dog. Proper scruffs

Leaning against an open door there marra.

 

[cornish mackem]

Android phones

 

[S.S.R..]

Android phones

I'd love to encounter a monster-energy drink supping, staffy-owning, chunky gold necklace wearing gentleman and us placing a bet with each other on whether they had an iPhone or not. It would be absolutely printing money.

They're both adequate phones, but one is favoured by simple status-seeking plebs and it isn't Android.

 

[Kevj]

Electric scooters (not the mobility ones but depends who's driving them tbf)

I once saw a scruff donuting around the local woods on a mobility scooter which they’d somehow bolted a two stroke engine to.

 

[cornish mackem]

I'd love to encounter a monster-energy drink supping, staffy-owning, chunky gold necklace wearing gentleman and us placing a bet with each other on whether they had an iPhone or not. It would be absolutely printing money.

They're both adequate phones, but one is favoured by simple status-seeking plebs and it isn't Android.

That was easy

 

[Gelan]

Tuck in shirts not tucked in.
Home bars.
Home bars that take up most of the room.
Home bars that take up most of the room and are adorned with plastic fruit.
Home bars that take up most of the room and are adorned with plastic fruit and a bloke with his tuck in shirt not tucked in.
Home bars that take up most of the room and are adorned with plastic fruit and a bloke with his tuck in shirt not tucked in, and there's only home brew on offer.
People who put a pic of there MP in their window, like they personally know them.

 

[Georgewhitt]

Home bars ffs.

Whats the Mak'em for Del Boy?

 

[gegsongegsonlegs]

Whats the Mak'em for Del Boy?

Decca lad

 

[Georgewhitt]

Android phones

I phone snobs

 

[TicoTorres]

I phone snobs

What do you say to them when you phone them?

 

[ErichZann]

Adults riding kids bikes

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Terraced or semi detached houses.