Things for scruffs

[PeteFTM]

A meme

More things like:

“Watch out in Sunderland this man has been eating sour cream Pringles and breathing on strangers”

And then the scruffs repost in outrage as it must be true

 

[Nobby]

Pizza ovens @Ghfd

 

[Seaham Towny]

I probably tick a few of these boxes.

Yes to:

Smoking, vaping, solar lights, Oasis, Adidas Gazelles, eating stuff in the street (do crisps or chips, pizza count?) meal deals, swearing, Aunt Bessie’s puddings, Fosters, my parents have a Staffie cross and a my wife has 3 tattoos so they can cover those ones.

 

[HABA87]

Pizza ovens.

 

[Georgewhitt]

What do you say to them when you phone them?

First word is normally "hello".

 

[cornish mackem]

Are you a Y-Fronts man?

More of a briefs or long leg sporty thing . Why are you asking?

 

[Georgewhitt]

Why do Staffies keep coming up here?

It's not the the dogs fault that some Kernts own them.
The Staffies would probably be thinking " how come I ended up lumbered with this f***ing chav?".

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

More of a briefs or long leg sporty thing . Why are you asking?

Leggings?

 

[cornish mackem]

Leggings?

Not quite that long but I guess that depends how long your legs are

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Not quite that long but I guess that depends how long your legs are

I know what you mean. I've got some for running. They aren't flattering.

 

[Georgewhitt]

Not quite that long but I guess that depends how long your legs are

I'd probably have to get my personal tailor to take a couple of inches off the bottom

 

[Big Jeff]

Has anyone said Gazelles yet?

They don’t fit properly, the sizing is too small. I take a 10 but I need an 11 in Gazelles. I have two pairs and don’t like them. They have minimal cushioning and tend to be worn by the lower orders.

 

[Gillythedilf]

I probably tick a few of these boxes.

Yes to:

Smoking, vaping, solar lights, Oasis, Adidas Gazelles, eating stuff in the street (do crisps or chips, pizza count?) meal deals, swearing, Aunt Bessie’s puddings, Fosters, my parents have a Staffie cross and a my wife has 3 tattoos so they can cover those ones.

Good god you’ve ticked every box che .

Nowt wrong with staffs and fosters mind .

 

[Shandy drinker]

Pocket billiards is played with your hands in your pockets not down the front of your pants surely?

Billiards table’s don’t have pockets

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Billiards table’s don’t have pockets

Do they have pants?

 

[Seaham Towny]

Good god you’ve ticked every box che .

Nowt wrong with staffs and fosters mind .

I don’t think there’s much wrong with any of them.

The smoking I’ll hold my hands up, but the others I’ve mentioned.

 

[Cox Green Fc]

Smoking turner baccy
Smoking them geek bar things (vapes)
Listening to rave
Smelling of

 

[PeteFTM]

Smoking turner baccy
Smoking them geek bar things (vapes)
Listening to rave
Smelling of

Smoking in general.

No idea how people can smoke in public knowing they’re damaging the health of people around them, including kids.

Zero respect for public smokers.

 

[Harry Gates]

Has anyone said Gazelles yet?

They don’t fit properly, the sizing is too small. I take a 10 but I need an 11 in Gazelles. I have two pairs and don’t like them. They have minimal cushioning and tend to be worn by the lower orders.

Why did you buy the second pair?

 

[Gazoliver]

Staffy / pit bull etc type of dogs