So a bloke with his wife and daughter walk into a bar in Amble...



Any 32 said:
The court heard Conner said: "Get him out, he's a Mackem, get him out". Mrs Heels tried to restrain Conner but he pushed her over a table and she then saw her husband being kicked by four men, including the Smiths.

Neil Pallister, prosecuting, said: "She heard them shouting do him in, scum, Mackem."

"He said Edward and Conner were shouting 'You Mackem, we are local lads, we don't want your type up here, Mackem."

The father has 37 previous convictions btw according to the Chronicle.
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Anyone with 3+ convictions should be facing time inside imo...not enough room, build more prisons.
 
Grimes said:
Story in the OP is awful like, I’m a Sunderland fan but have had comments when out at the match about being a Geordie bastard etc, had a few comments on trains when down to away matches as well. Obviously they never backed it up as I’m hard as ferk
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Didn't you choke out 5 lads when they wrongly accused you of having a shandy (it was a snakebite). Might have got you mistaken with someone else.
 
Nukehasslefan said:
I think an example was set.
4 people with no record and all working men.
I think the sentence fits the end result.

Let's put this into a bit better perspective. If they wanted to do serious damage they could and would have.
If they had done serious damage and not held back I would agree they would or should have been looking at lengthy jail terms.
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The fatha had 37 previous convictions and the son had already previously abused the bloke so a custodial sentence should have been the only course of action man
 
F*cks sake man, I went to Amble Middle and Coquet High (as they used to be known) with the younger one and played on the same football team with him as a kid. He and his Dad have always been knackers. The Dad especially is your stereotypical walking heart attack, thick as two short planks Mag who hates anything red and white. Got crap for years as a kid off him (and other middle-aged Mags) for being a SAFC fan. Made the 6 in row even more sweet than it already was. Couldn’t celebrate it in Amble though, I’d have been put through a window.
 
Traumtor said:
F*cks sake man, I went to Amble Middle and Coquet High (as they used to be known) with the younger one and played on the same football team with him as a kid. He and his Dad have always been knackers. The Dad especially is your stereotypical walking heart attack, thick as two short planks Mag who hates anything red and white. Got crap for years as a kid off him (and other middle-aged Mags) for being a SAFC fan. Made the 6 in row even more sweet than it already was. Couldn’t celebrate it in Amble though, I’d have been put through a window.
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Couldn't have put it any better. The Amble Mags are vile mate.
 
cook said:
Ah yes, that'll be the notorious John Bull crew with an average drinkers age of 70.

Fucks sake man :lol:
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We thought maybe it was closed for a private do but it turns out it was just the regulars sitting playing darts absolutely raging at me and my folks sitting having half a lager and lime.
 
gipetto said:
Didn't you choke out 5 lads when they wrongly accused you of having a shandy (it was a snakebite). Might have got you mistaken with someone else.
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Yes mate, it was actually six but the last one ended up going to the bar and buying me snakebites all night out of respect
 

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