I'm rattled about them spunking £25M on Chris Wood. Braces here, hatricks there as he's shot them to a whole new level, hot on the tail of erm Crystal Palace..
"Our new found wealth has certainly rattled every other club and their supporters and I’m enjoying every minute of it."
Has it? Really? This kid Bazoox is your stereotypical stinking 1992er with a Brown Ale top for every occasion. He's thick as mince. The scruffy arsehole.
One win in 4 for Beheaddie, he'll be turning the England job down shortly to stay with his beloved murderers.
They might even catch the might of Brentford if they're lucky. Onwards towards mid table, it's the stuff of dreams I tell thee...