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Roy Keane

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Mackem2017 said:
So you believe someone getting passed info from someone who peels potatoes at the club but not someone passed into from someone a hell of a lot closer because you’ve just chosen to disbelieve it? Ok :D
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You haven’t said who your ‘ source ‘ is, as your source is your imaginary friend since you have no real ones..
 
Heard it's finally been whittled down to 3 candidates the next process is a master chef style bake off live on BBC 1 on Friday where 1 will be eliminated after each candidate bakes a pavlova.

The process then involves the final 2 candidates will enter the big brother house in Australia where they will fight it out to become safc new manager
 
I’m not ITK at all but what I’ve heard is that in the second interview believe it or not the three (not two) remaining candidates were asked to tell the panel a joke. As a bit of an ice breaker, and whereas messers McCann and Neil (yes correct Alex Neil played it safe, Keane through in a risky one and it wasn’t well received by one person on the panel (I don’t know which one). The joke was apparently…

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only £20." "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity" "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman "fuckme, a new brothel and a new madam" "I'm not a madam and this Isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. "Wellfuck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Krisjaan?’’
 
Im guessing keano has turned us down and they are in more of an absolute panic and havnt a clue where to turn having seen the reaction to the rest of the shite in the frame
 
Turnip from the Tip said:
I’m not ITK at all but what I’ve heard is that in the second interview believe it or not the three (not two) remaining candidates were asked to tell the panel a joke. As a bit of an ice breaker, and whereas messers McCann and Neil (yes correct Alex Neil played it safe, Keane through in a risky one and it wasn’t well received by one person on the panel (I don’t know which one). The joke was apparently…

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only £20." "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity" "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman "fuckme, a new brothel and a new madam" "I'm not a madam and this Isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. "Wellfuck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Krisjaan?’’
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Did not read. FOJ
 
rocky said:
You do realise he walked into a club bottom of the championship and won the league. The following season struggled to attract players as we'd amassed 34 points over 2 seasons the last time we played top flight football. Kept us up and we went on to have our longest run in the top flight in decades. He started that. Don't try and belittle the job he done here. He was an undoubted success
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I don't like him. It will be a huge mistake.
 
sofatester said:
Heard it's finally been whittled down to 3 candidates the next process is a master chef style bake off live on BBC 1 on Friday where 1 will be eliminated after each candidate bakes a pavlova.

The process then involves the final 2 candidates will enter the big brother house in Australia where they will fight it out to become safc new manager
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I'm not sure Mary Berry would suffer the fools in charge at our club.
 
Horrific this waiting mind.

Into Day 11 soon assuming we don't get a tea time announcement.

Was like waiting for your GCSE / A level results last Friday and you were absolutely ****ing it, now it's like being told there has been a delay in marking by the exam board and now you're at the point you no longer give a **** if you've failed.
 
Turnip from the Tip said:
I’m not ITK at all but what I’ve heard is that in the second interview believe it or not the three (not two) remaining candidates were asked to tell the panel a joke. As a bit of an ice breaker, and whereas messers McCann and Neil (yes correct Alex Neil played it safe, Keane through in a risky one and it wasn’t well received by one person on the panel (I don’t know which one). The joke was apparently…

A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute steal at only £20." "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks. "Well", replies the assistant, it used to live in a brothel and as a result its language is a touch fruity" "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys the parrot and takes him home.

Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman "fuckme, a new brothel and a new madam" "I'm not a madam and this Isn't a brothel" says the woman indignantly. A little later the woman's two teenage daughters arrive home. "A new brothel, a new madam, and now new prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your parrot to shut-up, we're not prostitutes" complained the girls, but they all see the funny side and have at laugh at their new pet.

A short while later, the woman's husband comes home. "Wellfuck me, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients. How ya doin', Krisjaan?’’
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You've just made that up haven't you yer little tinker.
 
sonson said:
With two transfer windows and a fuck load of money aye. Even with that his win rate here was 42%. His win rate at the only other club he's ever managed himself is 34%. And that was over a decade ago. He's not managed a club since.

He's not the Messiah, and that's the only reason people would ever want someone in in the same circumstances. Literally any other club doing this we'd piss ourselves.

But i hope this gets bumped and bookmarked to death and He's the best manager we ever have. Gladly be proved wrong.
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His win ratio in the Championship was 66% - better than Peter Reid. And he didn't have Quinn & Phillips either.
 
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