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Roy Keane

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Keane is like the bad boy ex with the motorbike. We know he's probably bad for us, but he's dangerous and we want him really bad. Our mother doesn't like him though.

Neil, Lennon, McCann are the middle aged lads in accounts. They have bald heads, low level alcohol problems and have underachieved in their careers. They've been binned off by plainer girls than us already. Our mother shouldn't want them either. They are boring as f*** and we know they'd make us unhappy and unsatisfied.

If we can't have the bad boy, give us a young lad with prospects, with a career on the up. Someone with a bit of sex appeal but a bit of sense too. I'd even be willing to have a fling with a foreign exchange student.

Anyway, I'm not sure Speakman is a very good mother.
 
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