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Roy Keane

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Confucius said:
how do we catch these moles leaking information?
I know tell them different stories, one can be that Keane was here on Saturday in a box and we set the fire alarm off so that we could smuggle him out of the back door and into the back of blacked out Ford Transit. Once we are clear of the Stadium we can drop him off at White Mare Pool so he can pick up a stolen Mercedes and drive back down home so that he can make Anfield on the Sunday
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That's it.

Think you've solved it marra.

Knew that Merc would come into it.
 

safc_123 said:
Can’t get my head around why speakman (a bloke who’s never kicked a ball in his life) would have to interview highly qualified managers/ former pros twice. What exactly is he gonna interview Keane twice for?? Surely the first time you meet him you either think yes or no. Especially in as much of a rush we are this just doesn’t make sense, I think we will end up with either McCann or that former Nottingham Forrest manager the longer this goes on.
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In my (very limited) experience of interviews (in completely unrelated industries) the first one is to see if the business likes the individual. If that goes well a second might be arranged that's much more along the lines of what the individual would expect from the business. If that goes well then an offer is made. And negotiations start in ernest...
 
Confucius said:
how do we catch these moles leaking information?
I know tell them different stories, one can be that Keane was here on Saturday in a box and we set the fire alarm off so that we could smuggle him out of the back door and into the back of blacked out Ford Transit. Once we are clear of the Stadium we can drop him off at White Mare Pool so he can pick up a stolen Mercedes and drive back down home so that he can make Anfield on the Sunday
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Sunderland to Liverpool is a 3 hour drive I’m sure he was ok.
 
Bedders said:
In my (very limited) experience of interviews (in completely unrelated industries) the first one is to see if the business likes the individual. If that goes well a second might be arranged that's much more along the lines of what the individual would expect from the business. If that goes well then an offer is made. And negotiations start in ernest...
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It is important to be e(a)rnest...." a HANDBAAAAAAAAG?"...
 
Confucius said:
how do we catch these moles leaking information?
I know tell them different stories, one can be that Keane was here on Saturday in a box and we set the fire alarm off so that we could smuggle him out of the back door and into the back of blacked out Ford Transit. Once we are clear of the Stadium we can drop him off at White Mare Pool so he can pick up a stolen Mercedes and drive back down home so that he can make Anfield on the Sunday
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Sounds plausible.😂
 
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