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NUFC and other Sportswashing 2022 - Part 3

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Mackem2017 said:
State of this tweet wanker

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  • Imagine mocking your nearest rivals even though they have won more titles than you, won a trophy more recently and have a higher record attendance
  • Imagine spending £93m in a transfer window and scoring it 10/10 when you signed Chris Woods, Dan Burn and Matt Target
  • Imagine having the most lop-sided stadium in all four divisions and referring to it as a "cathedral" - even though it's owned by the council
  • Imagine referring to a period when you won absolutely nothing as your "glory days"
  • Imagine vilifying an owner because he had staff on zero hours contracts, yet welcomed new owners who murder journalists, stone women who complain about being raped, throw gay people off buildings and bomb innocent civilians of other countries, including children
  • Imagine constantly talking about being the world's richest club when one of your co-owners had to borrow the money off the person they were buying the club off, to get the deal through
  • Imagine organising a demonstration to boycott games, then not being able to spell boycott
  • Imagine having "celebrity" fans who pretend they know gangsters and think a Kit Kat wrapper is a valid form of identity
  • Imagine masturbating yourself into a coma because you were linked to several high profile manages and players - yet none of them came
  • Imagine having to give away 10k free season tickets to make the ground look full - in the Premier League - yet constantly refer to yourselves as the "best fans in the world"
  • Imagine giving legendary status to a manager who relegated you, then got you to 13th in the PL
Newcastle fans - as thick as two army blankets since 1992.
 

Monkey Boots said:
  • Imagine mocking your nearest rivals even though they have won more titles than you, won a trophy more recently and have a higher record attendance
  • Imagine spending £93m in a transfer window and scoring it 10/10 when you signed Chris Woods, Dan Burn and Matt Target
  • Imagine having the most lop-sided stadium in all four divisions and referring to it as a "cathedral" - even though it's owned by the council
  • Imagine referring to a period when you won absolutely nothing as your "glory days"
  • Imagine vilifying an owner because he had staff on zero hours contracts, yet welcomed new owners who murder journalists, stone women who complain about being raped, throw gay people off buildings and bomb innocent civilians of other countries, including children
  • Imagine constantly talking about being the world's richest club when one of your co-owners had to borrow the money off the person they were buying the club off, to get the deal through
  • Imagine organising a demonstration to boycott games, then not being able to spell boycott
  • Imagine having "celebrity" fans who pretend they know gangsters and think a Kit Kat wrapper is a valid form of identity
  • Imagine masturbating yourself into a coma because you were linked to several high profile manages and players - yet none of them came
  • Imagine having to give away 10k free season tickets to make the ground look full - in the Premier League - yet constantly refer to yourselves as the "best fans in the world"
  • Imagine giving legendary status to a manager who relegated you, then got you to 13th in the PL
Newcastle fans - as thick as two army blankets since 1992.
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Don't stop there.
 
Monkey Boots said:
  • Imagine mocking your nearest rivals even though they have won more titles than you, won a trophy more recently and have a higher record attendance
  • Imagine spending £93m in a transfer window and scoring it 10/10 when you signed Chris Woods, Dan Burn and Matt Target
  • Imagine having the most lop-sided stadium in all four divisions and referring to it as a "cathedral" - even though it's owned by the council
  • Imagine referring to a period when you won absolutely nothing as your "glory days"
  • Imagine vilifying an owner because he had staff on zero hours contracts, yet welcomed new owners who murder journalists, stone women who complain about being raped, throw gay people off buildings and bomb innocent civilians of other countries, including children
  • Imagine constantly talking about being the world's richest club when one of your co-owners had to borrow the money off the person they were buying the club off, to get the deal through
  • Imagine organising a demonstration to boycott games, then not being able to spell boycott
  • Imagine having "celebrity" fans who pretend they know gangsters and think a Kit Kat wrapper is a valid form of identity
  • Imagine masturbating yourself into a coma because you were linked to several high profile manages and players - yet none of them came
  • Imagine having to give away 10k free season tickets to make the ground look full - in the Premier League - yet constantly refer to yourselves as the "best fans in the world"
  • Imagine giving legendary status to a manager who relegated you, then got you to 13th in the PL
Newcastle fans - as thick as two army blankets since 1992.
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😂 that’s getting cut and pasted!!!
 
Monkey Boots said:
  • Imagine mocking your nearest rivals even though they have won more titles than you, won a trophy more recently and have a higher record attendance
  • Imagine spending £93m in a transfer window and scoring it 10/10 when you signed Chris Woods, Dan Burn and Matt Target
  • Imagine having the most lop-sided stadium in all four divisions and referring to it as a "cathedral" - even though it's owned by the council
  • Imagine referring to a period when you won absolutely nothing as your "glory days"
  • Imagine vilifying an owner because he had staff on zero hours contracts, yet welcomed new owners who murder journalists, stone women who complain about being raped, throw gay people off buildings and bomb innocent civilians of other countries, including children
  • Imagine constantly talking about being the world's richest club when one of your co-owners had to borrow the money off the person they were buying the club off, to get the deal through
  • Imagine organising a demonstration to boycott games, then not being able to spell boycott
  • Imagine having "celebrity" fans who pretend they know gangsters and think a Kit Kat wrapper is a valid form of identity
  • Imagine masturbating yourself into a coma because you were linked to several high profile manages and players - yet none of them came
  • Imagine having to give away 10k free season tickets to make the ground look full - in the Premier League - yet constantly refer to yourselves as the "best fans in the world"
  • Imagine giving legendary status to a manager who relegated you, then got you to 13th in the PL
Newcastle fans - as thick as two army blankets since 1992.
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Well said. So true.

Imagine Royston being asked about this lot? They may have their blood money but Keane would raise our profile immeasurably, league one or not, and would be quite a contrast to the money grabbing, no morals drip that is Beheaddie Eddie.

It’s gotta be Roy. 🙏
 
Monkey Boots said:
  • Imagine mocking your nearest rivals even though they have won more titles than you, won a trophy more recently and have a higher record attendance
  • Imagine spending £93m in a transfer window and scoring it 10/10 when you signed Chris Woods, Dan Burn and Matt Target
  • Imagine having the most lop-sided stadium in all four divisions and referring to it as a "cathedral" - even though it's owned by the council
  • Imagine referring to a period when you won absolutely nothing as your "glory days"
  • Imagine vilifying an owner because he had staff on zero hours contracts, yet welcomed new owners who murder journalists, stone women who complain about being raped, throw gay people off buildings and bomb innocent civilians of other countries, including children
  • Imagine constantly talking about being the world's richest club when one of your co-owners had to borrow the money off the person they were buying the club off, to get the deal through
  • Imagine organising a demonstration to boycott games, then not being able to spell boycott
  • Imagine having "celebrity" fans who pretend they know gangsters and think a Kit Kat wrapper is a valid form of identity
  • Imagine masturbating yourself into a coma because you were linked to several high profile manages and players - yet none of them came
  • Imagine having to give away 10k free season tickets to make the ground look full - in the Premier League - yet constantly refer to yourselves as the "best fans in the world"
  • Imagine giving legendary status to a manager who relegated you, then got you to 13th in the PL
Newcastle fans - as thick as two army blankets since 1992.
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All good points but I still prefer John Lennons version.😀
 
Remember what I said about being a Mag + Vagina = 3k + followers.

Check this one...6k+ followers. Not a journo or in ITK. It is nuts.

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Monkey Boots said:
  • Imagine mocking your nearest rivals even though they have won more titles than you, won a trophy more recently and have a higher record attendance
  • Imagine spending £93m in a transfer window and scoring it 10/10 when you signed Chris Woods, Dan Burn and Matt Target
  • Imagine having the most lop-sided stadium in all four divisions and referring to it as a "cathedral" - even though it's owned by the council
  • Imagine referring to a period when you won absolutely nothing as your "glory days"
  • Imagine vilifying an owner because he had staff on zero hours contracts, yet welcomed new owners who murder journalists, stone women who complain about being raped, throw gay people off buildings and bomb innocent civilians of other countries, including children
  • Imagine constantly talking about being the world's richest club when one of your co-owners had to borrow the money off the person they were buying the club off, to get the deal through
  • Imagine organising a demonstration to boycott games, then not being able to spell boycott
  • Imagine having "celebrity" fans who pretend they know gangsters and think a Kit Kat wrapper is a valid form of identity
  • Imagine masturbating yourself into a coma because you were linked to several high profile manages and players - yet none of them came
  • Imagine having to give away 10k free season tickets to make the ground look full - in the Premier League - yet constantly refer to yourselves as the "best fans in the world"
  • Imagine giving legendary status to a manager who relegated you, then got you to 13th in the PL
Newcastle fans - as thick as two army blankets since 1992.
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Imagine having two statues outside your ground in honour of two people who won fuck all for you and one of which also took you down
imagine having a new hero just because he has had three decent games in a row and yet previously had been dogsh*t for well over a year.
imagine thinking that your new 6ft 5 centre half is the answer to your defensive problems just cos he is “one of your own” and yet youdidnt spot his potential when he was much younger but Wigan Athletic did
johnny kayo said:
So close, bit like there deal for Rooney
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Even Loic Remy rejected them for QPR iirc
Peegee said:
As if they would bid £50-£60m for a striker just after buying one for £25m 🤣🤣
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Could have had JD for nowt ( the ideal replacement for Wilson ) but Defoe said “fuck that”
 
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jlaws said:
Remember what I said about being a Mag + Vagina = 3k + followers.

Check this one...6k+ followers. Not a journo or in ITK. It is nuts.

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Obligatory cleavage shot in the profile pic too.
 
It's literally about money. They aren't even bothered about football anymore.

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kingkeane said:
It's literally about money. They aren't even bothered about football anymore.

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Was just about to post this. I agree with you.

And they will truly believe that the Saudis will have earmarked £2 Trillion to spend on NUFC. They really are that gormless.
 
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