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NUFC Sportswashing 2022

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Odd how Howe can’t be blamed as it’s the mess left by Bruce, yet Dean Smith can go into Norwich at the same time and get 3 wins.

The only player doing anything for them is the man who was bought by, and loves Steve Bruce.. ASM.

But aye, all Bruce’s fault, not wor Rafa.
 
Howe as many of you loveable smarmy bastards on here pointed out (as did I) isn’t pulling trees up. No better than when Bruce in charge aside from making our record signing striker a passable midfielder. It’s a squad full of thundercunts.

Can see this a mile off. Benitez in as an advisor/director. Howe disappears into the night or resigns and Rafa decides only he must be in charge. We then sign andros Townsend for £70m and win the championship by a point.

Football…why the fuck do we bother.
Can see Benitez being appointed a couple of days before window closes and Rondon signing a few minutes before the window closes, fans hate him at Everton so if they do replace Benitez getting shot of Rondon will do whoever gets the role a bit of credit in the bank.
 
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Unable to criticise Howe is so funny, with every game it’s getting closer.
The amazing Shelvey and Joelinton are shite yet the geordie nation dare not criticise.
Todays game was eye opener for some loyal boys and girls
 
They’re in a real spot of bother now.

They have already played Norwich, Burnley, Watford and Leeds at home. Watford play Norwich and Burnley next. If they sort their defence out even slightly, they could be 7 or 8 points ahead of the mags in a fortnight.

In the meantime, Norwich have a loft and Burnley are sitting there with games in hand - not to mention £25m burning a hole in their pocket.

If the mags are going to stay up, they’re going to need a number of unlikely results. Away wins v mid table teams etc,
While watching MOTD, I've hoyed the fixtures into Excel and made a visual of fixtures remaining in the way that used to do. They stopped a few seasons ago but it was canny to look at to see who a team had left to play or what results they have against the current team positions. Green means they won, orange a draw and red is a defeat. I think it's right but I can't be arsed to check. I'll do the SAFC one if I can get a simple csv download file link to all fixtures & results like the EPL so it's automatically updated.

I can't be arsed to hoy in the dates or scores like STATTO had but it seems the Mags have used a lot of home games against currently lower placed teams and have to go to 5 of the 6 teams around them in the table. Watford have a few games at home against lower placed teams. Burnley only have 3 defeats against the 10 teams above them in 9 games. Norwich have played a lot of top teams away and could have 3 winnable games against the Mags, Burnley and Brentford. There's a bit more but there's still a long way to go I suppose.


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My prediction of a Howe bad start/Benitez sacking and then intolerable pressure on Howe, enough to be sacked by March and Benitez returning to complete the relegation: it’s all falling into place 😂😂

Be so funny if it happens..

I'm just awaiting the chronicles pending title.

HOWE-AY TIME TO GO
 
If you count on two players ( one of whom is out for months) -you are in more trouble than I thought
Was Trippier and Wood not good? Surely an upgrade ?

Trippier was OK. Wood looked like a fish out of water. Perhaps he'll get better when he knows the other players.
 
Unable to criticise Howe is so funny, with every game it’s getting closer.
The amazing Shelvey and Joelinton are shite yet the geordie nation dare not criticise.
Todays game was eye opener for some loyal boys and girls
He’s getting pelters
 
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