NUFC Sportswashing 2022

[Matt Hopkins]

Love the way they turn the mics off on the fans when they go behind so you can't hear them getting behind the team

 

[Safc88]

Getting beat of a team full a students

 

[Deleted member 6694]

Please hang on Cambridge be the best day ever . Will rip the living piss out of every mag I know

Aye will be class and if only we'd today won anarl it would have been another Carlsberg footy weekend. Even if they come back now, at best ET & pennas then it's still worthy of a piss take

 

[Dilligaf60]

MBS will be furious, "but we aren't playing until Monday" - when he realises he hasn't bought the real United, heads will roll.

He will be stotting. Saudis aren’t used to not getting what they want, as much as they want, whenever they want it.

 

[Bears Beets]

Mags will be happy as long as they’ve tried

The reejurn will be in dire straits though

 

[Shandy drinker]

Suitcase in reception for mr Howe-ay

 

[hank williams]

They look a happy bunch don’t they

 

[Rokerparkpies]

Bonesaw Sharpened as we speak

 

[Dilligaf60]

Howling if these get knocked out

I might just have a pint. First since September 2020

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Five year afore I was born.

open top horse and cart parade

 

[Deleted member 6694]

MBS will be furious, "but we aren't playing until Monday" - when he realises he hasn't bought the real United, heads will roll.

Newcastle Untied more like

 

[Secret Visage]

22 minutes left, haway the Boat Botherers.

 

[hank williams]

Suitcase in reception for mr Howe-ay

Call be heddie

 

[Deleted member 41188]

Eddie Howe is doing a fantastic job like.

 

[Dilligaf60]

Not one for wishing injuries but with these cheats hope the whole squad gets the shits

Explosive and without warning. Amoebic dysentery is the mother of all squirts.

 

[Shandy drinker]

Game should of been postponed for covid
Not fair
Poor build up due to Covid injuries. Pl etc etc

 

[TB22]

Even if they go on to win the fact they've gone behind is funny as fuck as I bet they were expecting to smash them on Trippier's debut!


If the linesman didn't flag offside then I agree but if he flagged then I disagree

Hes "a Day Trippier. Yeh"
Wonga for a ride .

 

[Bears Beets]

Eddie the 8th sweating on his future here, could be an invitation to the embassy waiting in his emails come full time.

 

[Dilligaf60]

Eddie Howe is doing a fantastic job like.

Agent beheaddie

 

[halfpast3]

Feels like the mags are putting the squeeze on now. Come on hang on in there