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Jon Dough said:
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Terrible that. I saw a clip of a bloke who jumped, deployed his chute then lit a flare.

A spark from the flare hit his chute and it caught fire and burnt rapidly.

He free falled until it was out and then pulled his reserve.
 
Big Jeff said:
Terrible that. I saw a clip of a bloke who jumped, deployed his chute then lit a flare.

A spark from the flare hit his chute and it caught fire and burnt rapidly.

He free falled until it was out and then pulled his reserve.
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All's well that ends well 🙂 I remember the lady jumping in Peterlee, chute malfunction, landed on top of a car?I think she was still alive? Died soon after however.
 
Jon Dough said:
All's well that ends well 🙂 I remember the lady jumping in Peterlee, chute malfunction, landed on top of a car?I think she was still alive? Died soon after however.
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My mate has his own count for the chute

One thousand
Two thousand
Three thousand

Thank **** for that mr canopy
 
Another mate of mine was doing a jump for charity and they did it over an airfield.

He broke his ankle.

The joke was that there was 20 acres of grass and a tiny amount of tarmac that he managed to hit!

He is a right hardcase so no one dared tell it when he was around. He might post on here, so if you do Alan, I’m really sorry mate- don’t hurt me I’m a bleeder!!!
 
Big Jeff said:
He is a right hardcase so no one dared tell it when he was around. He might post on here, so if you do Alan, I’m really sorry mate- don’t hurt me I’m a bleeder!!!
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Jeffers man, ffs, man up, I always imagined because of the name your like a raging sunlun version of arnie in commando with a soupcon of the rock and a dash of dolph lundgren thrown in the mix, don't whine 'cos Alan might read this, get yourself round to his and confront him, attack is the best means of defence (hopefully he still has the ankle break, if the confrontation turns ugly, at least you can run quicker than him) bon chance mon brave 🏃‍♂️🏃🏃‍♂️👍
 
Jon Dough said:
Jeffers man, ffs, man up, I always imagined because of the name your like a raging sunlun version of arnie in commando with a soupcon of the rock and a dash of dolph lundgren thrown in the mix, don't whine 'cos Alan might read this, get yourself round to his and confront him, attack is the best means of defence (hopefully he still has the ankle break, if the confrontation turns ugly, at least you can run quicker than him) bon chance mon brave 🏃‍♂️🏃🏃‍♂️👍
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Right got me axe 🪓

I’m off round his now to chop his gammy leg off and feed it to the dogs.

I'm going postal!
 
Big Jeff said:
Right got me axe 🪓

I’m off round his now to chop his gammy leg off and feed it to the dogs.

I'm going postal!
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Cry havoc and release the hounds of war 😳 your level of violence is frightening jeffers.......... May I suggest anger management counselling? Your a ticking time bomb 🙄
 
Big Jeff said:
I visualise something like this.

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It might surprise you Jeffers, but I have been to that beach 😂 baler Bay on Luzon,it doesn't exactly look like that nowadays, but yeah, we can blast out Ride of the valkyries to herald the attack and strike fear into hopalong Alan's heart (I would have preferred a nocturnal HALO jump myself but you obviously have experience) 😲
 
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