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[Bears Beets]

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Hope it is like the Keegan days again, they’ll win fuck all and log on to here to tell us about how they nearly won something 25 years later.

See yous in 25 years lads, obviously you’ll have to be not banned @Wolfbeard @Fitzgerald

 

[JonJon]

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I am f***ing dead

"Feed my children - I don't have custody at Christmas time"

'The only water flowing....is the bitter sting of Mackem tears'

They're aware it's tears of laughter, right?

 

[Bears Beets]

I LOVE THIS PART FROM THE PAPER!!!

There are a handful of Red Devils players who could be allowed to leave in January and Newcastle could be the perfect destination

Three Manchester United players who could use Newcastle United match as St James' Park audition.

Donny van de Beek

Jesse Lingard
Anthony Martial

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The scum will check them out too see if they are good enough.

Lingard would be a good signing however he’ll have better options like West Ham.

Martial will cost a fortune and will do nothing, Van De Beek will be back off to Holland.

 

[richest]

Lingard would be a good signing however he’ll have better options like West Ham.

Martial will cost a fortune and will do nothing, Van De Beek will be back off to Holland.

What clauses will their agents put in if they are relegated though.

The scum won't like that.

Funny if they pay 60 mill for player A but auto leave value at 30 mill to ensure they can get out of the landfill when they go down.

 

[Peegee]

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I am f***ing dead

"Feed my children - I don't have custody at Christmas time"

The bloke who comes in at 56 seconds looks like he’s nursing a baby reindeer….. a wonder if baby camels are as cuddly….

 

[Visiting owl]

The flop Courtinio that Barca paid 8 billion for is a cert to be holding a gravy scalf above his head in January

 

[willo]

Oh dear

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Thought they were the richest clerb in the world and money was no object?

 

[ilovehorswill]

'The only water flowing....is the bitter sting of Mackem tears'

They're aware it's tears of laughter, right?

Operation Yewtree will have “times of plenty” if they check the hard drive of every person in that video

 

[BigPete]

The bloke who comes in at 56 seconds looks like he’s nursing a baby reindeer….. a wonder if baby camels are as cuddly….

Couldn't make it past 5 seconds

 

[Market Where?]

Lingard would be a good signing however he’ll have better options like West Ham.

Martial will cost a fortune and will do nothing, Van De Beek will be back off to Holland.

As said above clubs will be looking to hang on to as many players as possible due to COVID risk. So that’s another premium Isis will have to pay

 

[JL1985]

Continho would be a good signing because he’ll take the money and contribute nothing. Exactly the signing I hope they make.

 

[mcq10]

Continho would be a good signing because he’ll take the money and contribute nothing. Exactly the signing I hope they make.

I hope they pay massively over the odds for a whole host of shite and still go down and can’t get them off the books

 

[horselover]

The flop Courtinio that Barca paid 8 billion for is a cert to be holding a gravy scalf above his head in January

give owa man

 

[Quinnymelad]

Probably SEB

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[Roker Mackem]

Continho would be a good signing because he’ll take the money and contribute nothing. Exactly the signing I hope they make.

No chance of him risking a relegation

 

[skullmeister]

I hope they pay massively over the odds for a whole host of shite and still go down and can’t get them off the books

You just know that's exactly what they are going to do, wore Manda chucking the cash around on deadline day just like SD but with several 000's added

 

[slimjimsleftpeg]

Probably SEB

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I wonder what's going to happen in two years like?

 

[JL1985]

The Mag fans are off their tits. They might have a lot to spend but there’s heaps of clubs around Europe with money to burn. Newcastle are way down the pecking order for any decent players.

They might get a load mercenaries that couldn’t care less about anything other than money but they certainly won’t be signing anyone with serious ambitions of winning trophies.

 

[Redby-lad]

The Mag fans are off their tits. They might have a lot to spend but there’s heaps of clubs around Europe with money to burn. Newcastle are way down the pecking order for any decent players.

They might get a load mercenaries that couldn’t care less about anything other than money but they certainly won’t be signing anyone with serious ambitions of winning trophies.

Ah but they're one city, one club, one united. I think that gives them the edge.

 

[prideofhylton]

'The only water flowing....is the bitter sting of Mackem tears'

They're aware it's tears of laughter, right?

That thing was definately recorded in the skunk equivalent of cherry knowles, thick bastards