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Wilsonian said:
Probably thinks he's 'had our lives' by doing it.

The sad spenk.
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A mate was once driving alone to Roker from Cumbria. As he came through Newcastle four Mags saw his scarf, on the back window, and started hoying stuff denting the boot. So he drives on a couple of hundred yards, gets out and carefully removes his glasses. The Mags see him calling them on so set off at full pelt. By the time the first one got there he was gasping for breath and Eddie didn't have to try too hard to floor him. The others stopped dead so he put his glasses back on and waved them goodbye.

That was decades ago but still gives us all a laugh when we meet up. It's trotted out every time and never gets boring.

This clown's story will be,
'Paid into the SOL, had me photo took, saw Sunderland win and sneaked out again."

A real classic that'll be passed down through generations :lol:
 
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