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And this ladies and gentlemen is the exact reason Newcastle fans do themselves absolutely no favours when it come to them being a laughing stock.

Northumbria water really do have a lot to answer for as they obviously put some kind of weird deluded chemical shite in the water on Tyneside
Northumbrian Water - has an n on the end, sorry just being pedantic twat,
 

Jesse Lingard, 28, Tottenham midfielder Harry Winks, 25, Chelsea midfielder Ross Barkley, 27, and Atletico Madrid full-back Kieran Trippier, 31
According to the Torygraph.
How many do you recken they'll sign?
 
Does anyone think they may just go for loans in January.

Would be the sensible thing imo, no point paying over the odds and huge salaries to people you won't be able to shift and fuck up your FFP.

I'd just resign myself to being down or Hope Edd can work a miracle with the players he's got.

Then start the rebuild next year.

Obviously I hope they spunk 100 million go down and have players hanging around on massive wages.
If they had a DOF then yes but they only have Amanda and she won't know what the loan market is.
Jesse Lingard, 28, Tottenham midfielder Harry Winks, 25, Chelsea midfielder Ross Barkley, 27, and Atletico Madrid full-back Kieran Trippier, 31
According to the Torygraph.
How many do you recken they'll sign?
Barkley 80 million :lol:
 
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Yes, me.

I think these stories linking them moves for Aaron Ramsay & Dembele are premature, they’d be better targeting the likes of those in the summer (provided they stop up).

Most of them daft bastards will be expecting they sign those 2 and a couple of good players for a lot of money as soon as the transfer window opens though. :lol:
I reckon Ramsey is all but guaranteed - not playing and wants to come back to the Premier League, on massive wages, injury prone and has played for two big clerbs. Nailed-on.
Jesse Lingard, 28, Tottenham midfielder Harry Winks, 25, Chelsea midfielder Ross Barkley, 27, and Atletico Madrid full-back Kieran Trippier, 31
According to the Torygraph.
How many do you recken they'll sign?
Lingard will likely want to stay and prove himself under a new Manager, Winks and Barkley fairly likely to be interested though would probably be paid well in excess of their worth and Barkley unlikely to avoid injury. Trippier would have better offers.
Just my opinion, of course.
 
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Well you know, its saudi neet here on thursdays,well you know.
Usually 30-40,000 of them come owa the causeway,well you know.Fill all the pubs,clubs,hotels,shag hookers,shag each other,get wasted etc well you know.
Havent seen a sign of a mag top,basey cap etc, well you know
 
Jesse Lingard, 28, Tottenham midfielder Harry Winks, 25, Chelsea midfielder Ross Barkley, 27, and Atletico Madrid full-back Kieran Trippier, 31
According to the Torygraph.
How many do you recken they'll sign?
Will any of those fancy a relagation battle...for a club that's probably very adrift
 
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Massive wages and relegation release clauses all over
And there's no way Rafa is going back there. He might be an out of date manager but he's not an idiot. There'll be plenty of other opportunities in Europe for him. I also think the scum are not so stupid to approach him anyways.... but they do seem to get stupider as i get older.
 

Beheddie, master tactician, having such a profound effect on the simple brains of Newcastle fans that they think there's no chance of relegation.

They do make everyday a masterpiece.
f***ing hell. Which 12 year with crayons did they let write that masterpiece then?
Depends how much mullah on the table
If that was ironic, well done mate.

noun


  1. a Muslim learned in Islamic theology and sacred law.
    "Mullah Nasir-ud-Din"

 
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