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I keep saying this - even to mags - but we are a shambles, 4 seasons in division 3, they should be laughing uncontrollably, non stop?

Yet they continually let us off the hook with some of the most jaw droppingly stupid and embarrassing self inflicted things you've ever seen.

And they continue to try to outdo themselves.

It's absolutely surreal.
They also have to be just a little bit circumspect because there's a really good chance there could be a derby next season.
 

Ours was ridiculously good considering we were 7 adrift in April with man city, United and Chelsea still to play.

Ours was ridiculously good considering we were 7 adrift in April with man city, United and Chelsea still to play.


Aye the minutes weren't quite right and I wished they'd got beat but wasn't too far away!

P32, W6, D7, L19, GD -25, Pts 25 with 6 to play

4th bottom Norwich:

P34, W8, D8, L18, GD -27, Pts 32 with 4 to play

Norwich added one more point!

We did City (2-2, beat Chelsea (2-1), beat Cardiff(4-0), Beat Man Utd (1-0), beat WBA (2-0). Lots to Swansea in final game but we are safe. What an escape!
 
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I keep saying this - even to mags - but we are a shambles, 4 seasons in division 3, they should be laughing uncontrollably, non stop?

Yet they continually let us off the hook with some of the most jaw droppingly stupid and embarrassing self inflicted things you've ever seen.

And they continue to try to outdo themselves.

It's absolutely surreal.
They are close to overtaking my favourite TV comedies of all time. Sunderland are pathetic! We are in league one, awful league with quite shite football recently and yet we are somehow not the laughing stock they are.

Off the top of my head they have........

- Welcomed murderers, homphobes to their city by wearing towels from the £1 shop on their head
- Some have spoke about converting to Islam to welcome these murdering monsters to their city
- Make it sound like Mike Ashley was worse than a murderer because of his zero hour contracts
- All of their LGBTQ events now mean nothing and they can't see it
- Keep blaming Ashley and Bruce despite them being gone for nearly 2 months and they can't win a game
- Bunch of inbreds sang a viral song in their eastern attire about Ronaldo cleaning their boots and Messi making cups of tea, whilst Isaac Hayden still plays for them
- Saudi's jump on the NUFC pride posts with disgusting homophobia, yet they do not realise this is what they are endorsing by accepting owners
- They argue their ownership is ok because of Disney, BP garage and in some cases people paying their tax to UK government
- Compared ownership of Mike Ashley to Hillsbrough (let me know if I am wrong, just remember them mentioning Hillsbrough)
- Eddie Howe was their 8th choice and they pretend they are happy
- Some absolute nutjobs sang a song whilst doing a jig about Amanda Stavely (to the tune of in the navy)
- Mags villified the daily mail for misogyny because they compared Stavely to Cowardly lion from wizard of oz, yet they called their manager a cabbage head and a lot worse for a long time
- ''Journalists'' and I use the term lightly such as Keith Downie, Pete Graves, Caulkin, lass who went to GB news regionals etc all showing themselves up supporting the mags without calling out their evil owners
- Steve Wraith saying he can verify a Saudi bot called Kate Stewart, he eventually showed proof of a Kit Kat wrapper
- Steve Wraith and a young lass called Holly seems controversial shall we say
- Adam Peeeyaasen, he is a yooochoooba!
- Adam Pearson who was called a nonce on a video with a young lad by his parent it seemed
- Adam Pearson waiting outside of Newcastle training ground for days on end to give Eddie Howe a fake letter from a child that had the dates wrong of who was where at the time
- Saint Maximum telling a fan to fuck off because the natives were camped outside of the training ground because it was not giro day
- A saudi bot said Amanda Stavely reminded her of Princess Diana
- Steve Wraith and some NUFC fans met up with some strange saudi known as Saudi Gazza. This western cultured Saudi Gazza went missing in Brighton, wonder if he was a kid in a candy shop with what Brighton lets you do compared to Saudi?
- Newcastle fans say they can't choose their owner yet there is proof 113k of them petitioned for it
- Recent study has Newcastle rated as smelliest fans in premier league
- Gabby Agbonlahor sent pictures of Durham and Gateshead by Newcastle fans on twitter as to why Newcastle is a great city
- A mag on this board said ''if we go down, at least we will come back up at first attempt which would never happen with Ashley'', considering they came up at first attempt twice under Ashley

There is so much more comedy from them that I can't even remember :lol:
 
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P32, W6, D7, L19, GD -25, Pts 25 with 6 to play

4th bottom Norwich:

P34, W8, D8, L18, GD -27, Pts 32 with 4 to play

Norwich added one more point!

We did City (2-2, beat Chelsea (2-1), beat Cardiff(4-0), Beat Man Utd (1-0), beat WBA (2-0). Lots to Swansea in final game but we are safe. What an escape!
Dunno why mine typed twice 😂
Yeah it was a brilliant if nail-biting end to the season, with a Wembley trip hoyed in for good measure!
 
They are close to overtaking my favourite TV comedies of all time. Sunderland are pathetic! We are in league one, awful league with quite shite football recently and yet we are somehow not the laughing stock they are.

Off the top of my head they have........

- Welcomed murderers, homphobes to their city by wearing towels from the £1 shop on their head
- Some have spoke about converting to Islam to welcome these murdering monsters to their city
- Make it sound like Mike Ashley was worse than a murderer because of his zero hour contracts
- All of their LGBTQ events now mean nothing and they can't see it
- Keep blaming Ashley and Bruce despite them being gone for nearly 2 months and they can't win a game
- Bunch of inbreds sang a viral song in their eastern attire about Ronaldo cleaning their boots and Messi making cups of tea, whilst Isaac Hayden still plays for them
- Saudi's jump on the NUFC pride posts with disgusting homophobia, yet they do not realise this is what they are endorsing by accepting owners
- They argue their ownership is ok because of Disney, BP garage and in some cases people paying their tax to UK government
- Compared ownership of Mike Ashley to Hillsbrough (let me know if I am wrong, just remember them mentioning Hillsbrough)
- Eddie Howe was their 8th choice and they pretend they are happy
- Some absolute nutjobs sang a song whilst doing a jig about Amanda Stavely (to the tune of in the navy)
- Mags villified the daily mail for misogyny because they compared Stavely to Cowardly lion from wizard of oz, yet they called their manager a cabbage head and a lot worse for a long time
- ''Journalists'' and I use the term lightly such as Keith Downie, Pete Graves, Caulkin, lass who went to GB news regionals etc all showing themselves up supporting the mags without calling out their evil owners
- Steve Wraith saying he can verify a Saudi bot called Kate Stewart, he eventually showed proof of a Kit Kat wrapper
- Steve Wraith and a young lass called Holly seems controversial shall we say
- Adam Peeeyaasen, he is a yooochoooba!
- Adam Pearson who was called a nonce on a video with a young lad by his parent it seemed
- Adam Pearson waiting outside of Newcastle training ground for days on end to give Eddie Howe a fake letter from a child that had the dates wrong of who was where at the time
- Saint Maximum telling a fan to fuck off because the natives were camped outside of the training ground because it was not giro day
- A saudi bot said Amanda Stavely reminded her of Princess Diana
- Steve Wraith and some NUFC fans met up with some strange saudi known as Saudi Gazza. This western cultured Saudi Gazza went missing in Brighton, wonder if he was a kid in a candy shop with what Brighton lets you do compared to Saudi?
- Newcastle fans say they can't choose their owner yet there is proof 113k of them petitioned for it
- Recent study has Newcastle rated as smelliest fans in premier league
- Gabby Agbonlahor sent pictures of Durham and Gateshead by Newcastle fans on twitter as to why Newcastle is a great city
- A mag on this board said ''if we go down, at least we will come back up at first attempt which would never happen with Ashley'', considering they came up at first attempt twice under Ashley

There is so much more comedy from them that I can't even remember :lol:

:eek: :lol:

There's a book in this somewhere.
 
Dunno why mine typed twice 😂
Yeah it was a brilliant if nail-biting end to the season, with a Wembley trip hoyed in for good measure!

That's when my middle lad got hooked! He was 6 at the time/14 now. The rest of his mates support Everton, Liverpool and Tranmere but still each week it is "how far away is x>".
 
They are close to overtaking my favourite TV comedies of all time. Sunderland are pathetic! We are in league one, awful league with quite shite football recently and yet we are somehow not the laughing stock they are.

Off the top of my head they have........

- Welcomed murderers, homphobes to their city by wearing towels from the £1 shop on their head
- Some have spoke about converting to Islam to welcome these murdering monsters to their city
- Make it sound like Mike Ashley was worse than a murderer because of his zero hour contracts
- All of their LGBTQ events now mean nothing and they can't see it
- Keep blaming Ashley and Bruce despite them being gone for nearly 2 months and they can't win a game
- Bunch of inbreds sang a viral song in their eastern attire about Ronaldo cleaning their boots and Messi making cups of tea, whilst Isaac Hayden still plays for them
- Saudi's jump on the NUFC pride posts with disgusting homophobia, yet they do not realise this is what they are endorsing by accepting owners
- They argue their ownership is ok because of Disney, BP garage and in some cases people paying their tax to UK government
- Compared ownership of Mike Ashley to Hillsbrough (let me know if I am wrong, just remember them mentioning Hillsbrough)
- Eddie Howe was their 8th choice and they pretend they are happy
- Some absolute nutjobs sang a song whilst doing a jig about Amanda Stavely (to the tune of in the navy)
- Mags villified the daily mail for misogyny because they compared Stavely to Cowardly lion from wizard of oz, yet they called their manager a cabbage head and a lot worse for a long time
- ''Journalists'' and I use the term lightly such as Keith Downie, Pete Graves, Caulkin, lass who went to GB news regionals etc all showing themselves up supporting the mags without calling out their evil owners
- Steve Wraith saying he can verify a Saudi bot called Kate Stewart, he eventually showed proof of a Kit Kat wrapper
- Steve Wraith and a young lass called Holly seems controversial shall we say
- Adam Peeeyaasen, he is a yooochoooba!
- Adam Pearson who was called a nonce on a video with a young lad by his parent it seemed
- Adam Pearson waiting outside of Newcastle training ground for days on end to give Eddie Howe a fake letter from a child that had the dates wrong of who was where at the time
- Saint Maximum telling a fan to fuck off because the natives were camped outside of the training ground because it was not giro day
- A saudi bot said Amanda Stavely reminded her of Princess Diana
- Steve Wraith and some NUFC fans met up with some strange saudi known as Saudi Gazza. This western cultured Saudi Gazza went missing in Brighton, wonder if he was a kid in a candy shop with what Brighton lets you do compared to Saudi?
- Newcastle fans say they can't choose their owner yet there is proof 113k of them petitioned for it
- Recent study has Newcastle rated as smelliest fans in premier league
- Gabby Agbonlahor sent pictures of Durham and Gateshead by Newcastle fans on twitter as to why Newcastle is a great city
- A mag on this board said ''if we go down, at least we will come back up at first attempt which would never happen with Ashley'', considering they came up at first attempt twice under Ashley

There is so much more comedy from them that I can't even remember :lol:
Things were simpler before. I’d get annoyed at sports reporters shamelessly sucking up to their fans, punching horses, staging fake funerals and shouting at shops.

Now they’ve gone into overdrive and I haven’t got hours in the day. This list should be most embarrassing moments over the lifetime of a club, not the past two months 🤦🏻‍♂️
 
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They're going to have to sign some sold if unspectacular players. I'm not sure Beheddie is the man to trust doing that.
Last time he tried to keep a team up didn’t end well.
It would be rather spiffing if we get to have a promotion and relegation party next year my dear chap. :)
Simply splendid old bean.
 
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I'd love to do a poll amongst the mags to ask if they honestly still feel the same way about the takeover as they did when they were all out celebrating with tea towels on their heads dressed as Arabs, Downie crying live on air etc.
 
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