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[Redandwhitedust]

If the gravy stained bastards have still failed to record a win after Burnley and Norwich you'll not be able to buy a crayon or bedsheet between Benwell and Berwick.

Time to start smbbedsheetsandcrayons.com

We will make a f***ing fortune

 

[Shieldsman]

I have worked in wallsend for five years and lover in Newcastle. At the minute I just tell they are going to win everything and walk away laughing. There is a good few Sunderland work there.

it will all go tits up it’s what they do.

There's employment in Wallsend?

Time to start smbbedsheetsandcrayons.com

We will make a f***ing fortune

Peddle Bisto granules as well and I'll be retired by Christmas.

 

[samaistonsrightfoot]

He did, until he spent a fortune on shite and got relegated.

don’t think many people would argue that on a whole, he did a good job at Bournemouth though.

This tbf. Did a good job in lower leagues and fell to pieces the more money he was given. Spent a fortune towards the end and spiralled. Didn't seem to know how to stop shipping goals and overspent on championship players who he seems to have a good eye for.

 

[Rhubarb]

There's employment in Wallsend?

Peddle Bisto granules as well and I'll be retired by Christmas.

Aye mate worked there five year. To be honest some of the lads I work with are sound for black and white.

 

[Roker Mackem]

You can Ridicule me has me much has you want but you never answer the question did he do a good job at Bournemouth?

Could have got Gerrard. Such a shame

 

[legend7]

Still think they will stay up. Don’t know why but I think they’ll scrape it.

I know what you mean..most other years they would be cut adrift but its still not a huge gap.
However apparently they are gash so let's hope that gap widens

 

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[jimb]

Not. A. Black. Cat’s. Chance. In. Hell.

If the win their next two easy games they will have caught everyone else up. Still not over for them yet.

 

[heroesof73]

If the win their next two easy games they will have caught everyone else up. Still not over for them yet.

Ah reeto, the teams in reach have all lost those 2 Nostradamus? think a couple of them play each other?
Haway Burnley and Norwich and the form table!

 

[Veryoldrokerender]

If the win their next two easy games they will have caught everyone else up. Still not over for them yet.

Reet oh. They take six points from two games and Leeds, Burnley and Norwich take none … and have you seen their next four after that? Be doing well to have double digit points by the end of the season imho

 

[Russell Sprout]

It’s what we’ve always known but nice to have it verified.

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[safcforever]

It’s what we’ve always known but nice to have it verified.

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Amazing

 

[Vauxie]

Merge this tripe

 

[safcforever]

Merge this tripe

It’s so childish but made me giggle

 

[Mally Mackem]

can they break the worst ever season.. theyre deff going for it

 

[Mowgli]

Theyre abysmal like
For them to reach 40 points they need 34 points in 25 games.

1.36 pts per game.

Big ask that

 

[The Rolls Royce]

It’s what we’ve always known but nice to have it verified.

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"Sixty-seven per cent of Toon fans stink of booze and body odour when they get home, their other halves said."

What on Earth is this survey

 

[skullmeister]

It’s what we’ve always known but nice to have it verified.

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For once something that we will agree with

 

[Stormo]

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Shame it wasn’t Caulkin writing that.

 

[offmenut]

They are going to massively overpay on a load of average shite in January and even then, it may be too late.
Bon appetit

That's the best scenario for everyone really.
Most players will think the mags are down, so it's going to be hard to convince anyone decent to go there, with a season in the championship on the horizon.
Spend big on average shite, pay lots in wages, go down , get fucked from ffp